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> How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
> What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
> Why does the bride always wear white?
> Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
> A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
> Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
> How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
> What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
> Why does the bride always wear white?
> Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
> A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18.
> Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.