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One day, two ladies decide to go to the zoo. As they walk by the monkey house, a gorilla reaches out and grabs one of the ladies.
He pulls her into the cage and starts to hump her. The second lady rushes off and summons help to rescue her friend.
A few days later, the second lady visits her friend in the hospital. When she sees her in her hospital bed, she asks, "How are you feeling? Are you hurt?"
Her friend replies, "Of course I'm hurt, two days have passed and he hasn't called or anything."
He pulls her into the cage and starts to hump her. The second lady rushes off and summons help to rescue her friend.
A few days later, the second lady visits her friend in the hospital. When she sees her in her hospital bed, she asks, "How are you feeling? Are you hurt?"
Her friend replies, "Of course I'm hurt, two days have passed and he hasn't called or anything."
