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lol Wendy's review

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lol this reminds me of an email funny I got awhile back that was going around. Sounds like the same dude that wrote this review. I need to see if I can find it and post it up.
 
I found it! The actual craigslist ad was flagged and removed, but I did a google search and someone had copied it and posted it at a forum.

$500 holy crap! Is that a room for rent on my craigslist??!?!?!? Quote:
You bet your nomadic ass it is. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent out. It has WALLS and a CEILING. BLOCKS THE FUCKIN WIND AND RAIN FOOL!

ZOMG THE LOCATION IS THE SHIT. You can WALK to Washington Avenue from here. So you can get your drink on and do some mackin playa. 10 mins from UH and Rice cause we all about higher education up in here. You could hit Memorial Parkway with a ROCK. But don't. We keep it civilized.

We got carpet up in this hoe too. They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. But I was like FUCK THAT. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night. Carpet. So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience.

Man the room... You can put your bed and furniture UP IN HERE! So you can sleep, chill, even EAT. You got a private bedroom! We ain't bunk bedding out this motherfucker.

AWWW SHIT! YOUR OWN PRIVATE BATHROOM!!!! WTF!?!?!? YUH! You can shower and take a shit w/o anyone being up in your business!!! I'm not bullshittin either... I'm talking HOT WATER IN THE SHOWER.

We got ELECTRICITY. POWER ALL YOUR APPLIANCES. Play my XBox360 because I never do. No need for candles or firewood, because I got LIGHTS and HEAT.

-this pad has doors so people don't come up in yo space son
-this place has windows so you can see outside and shit. WHATSUP NEIGHBORS!
-tennis courts, 2 pools, parking garage, a park in the back, brand new gym so you can get swoll. Sand volleyball court WHAT!

Pic related, its me. Your bad ass new roommate.

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those are actually imitations of stupid ass DJ Khaled paid advertisements(i think he only does them in miami). he did one for mcdonalds and it was something retarded like like

"they got that dollar sausage biscuit. The best sausage..MAN, IT's LIKE ONE BITE and You can say NOW THAT's A GOOD MORNING"

The DJs on sirius/xm radio (shade 45) were clowning him pretty hard.

OMG , LMAO. Just found one

MP3 | DJ Khaled McDonalds Commercial #1 – The McCafe
 
hes a huge jackass. and possibly retarded

i hate when dj's constantly say their name on their mixtapes, he does this shit every song.
cheers for him getting paid, though, and some of his beats are decent (with others on the beats not florida artists trash imo)
 
i hate when dj's constantly say their name on their mixtapes, he does this shit every song.
cheers for him getting paid, though, and some of his beats are decent (with others on the beats not florida artists trash imo)

clue started that shit. but he had enough good tracks or at least put enough artists on, that you couldnt hate on him. Kay Slay does it all the time too, but he's another cat who plays and puts out legit artists and tracks so you just kinda deal with it.
 
lmao @ the wendy's review
 
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