LOL...stone cold busted

[BileStew]

My father just stopped by, he wanted to borrow one of my leather jackets. After he BS's for a few with me, he asks: "Where is your cat"? I tell him she's in the bedroom aslepp on my bed. He walks in to see her since he loves cats. The next thing I know, I hear him say..."Interesting show you're watching Amber" and then walks out and tells me he'll bring it back in a couple of days. Off he goes.

Now, after he leaves, a few minutes go by and I head into the bedroom. I see that the TV was still on, (not realizing I left it on) and playing was a sex scene from the Spice Channel.

lol...I can just imagine the next time I see my father.

 

[KillahBee]

The most disturbing part of that story had nothing to do with the sex on the tv....

 

[MrMuscle]

was the pussy wet?

 

[jerkbox]

lol....think he jerked off?

 

[Smurfy]

he's beating off right now. FYI.

 

[BileStew]

The most disturbing part of that story had nothing to do with the sex on the tv....

Yeah, I know. My cat normally watches ESPN.

 

[Scotsman]

HAHA your dad loves your pussy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[BileStew]

lol....think he jerked off?

he's beating off right now. FYI

That's sick. I can't even imagine my father whipping the willie.

I'll call him later and ask.

And MrMuscle...No, my cat was not wet, she was glistening.

 

[gymtime]

So this has nothing to do with Steve Austin gettin arrested?

That sucks.

 

[BileStew]

So this has nothing to do with Steve Austin gettin arrested?

That sucks.

Booooooo...Keep it up and I'll get Project to send you a PM.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[jaded]

lol

 

[Mr. dB]

"Amber"?

 

[BileStew]

"Amber"?

Yeah, my cats name is Amber. I didn't give her that name. I got her from the pound and her previous owners gave her that. Funy thing, she's all white.

SHe's cool, don't fuck with my cat.

 

[H_T_]

 

[B0ARDIN087]

lol i thought ur name was amber, now that would suck

 

[BileStew]

lol i thought ur name was amber, now that would suck

Look here Bones, I've been in a bad mood for 10 years. Don't piss me off any further.

 

[B0ARDIN087]

Look here Bones, I've been in a bad mood for 10 years. Don't piss me off any further.

o good at least your probably close to a stress induced heart attack by now

 

[BileStew]

o good at least your probably close to a stress induced heart attack by now

lol...jackass

 

[B0ARDIN087]

lol...jackass

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to BileStew again.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

My father just stopped by, he wanted to borrow one of my leather jackets. After he BS's for a few with me, he asks: "Where is your cat"? I tell him she's in the bedroom aslepp on my bed. He walks in to see her since he loves cats. The next thing I know, I hear him say..."Interesting show you're watching Amber" and then walks out and tells me he'll bring it back in a couple of days. Off he goes.

Now, after he leaves, a few minutes go by and I head into the bedroom. I see that the TV was still on, (not realizing I left it on) and playing was a sex scene from the Spice Channel.

lol...I can just imagine the next time I see my father.

just be glad he didn't catch you watching gay porn.

again.

 

[jackangel]

amber? wow...nice porn name for your cat.

gosh what a sick fuck.

 

[biteme]

My father just stopped by, he wanted to borrow one of my leather jackets. After he BS's for a few with me, he asks: "Where is your cat"? I tell him she's in the bedroom aslepp on my bed. He walks in to see her since he loves cats. The next thing I know, I hear him say..."Interesting show you're watching Amber" and then walks out and tells me he'll bring it back in a couple of days. Off he goes.

Now, after he leaves, a few minutes go by and I head into the bedroom. I see that the TV was still on, (not realizing I left it on) and playing was a sex scene from the Spice Channel.

lol...I can just imagine the next time I see my father.

My dad would have closed the door and went to town. LOL

 

[JKurz1]

So this has nothing to do with Steve Austin gettin arrested?

That sucks.

 

[Y_lifter]

Well, good news is Amber wasn't watching one of your Gay Leather Porn movies..

How embarrasing that would have been for her..

 

[sawastea]

Single, 30 something year old and with a cat?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I know a guy who goes by stone cold. When I read the title it thought he got popped.

Glad I was wrong.

 

[Y_lifter]

Single, 30 something year old and with a cat?

LOL...

Lots of Track Lighting in the Apt, real name is Rick or Steve and enjoys listening to Broadway Show Tunes..

 

[JKurz1]

Austin worked in Texas on a loading dock until he became a professional wrestler in the late-1980s. He first became recognized in World Championship Wrestling (WCW) as "Stunning" Steve Austin, where he conquered the singles ranks by becoming the WCW Television Champion on several occasions and also winning the WCW United States Title.

He also conquered the WCW Tag-Team ranks along with the late Brian Pillman, the two became known as "The Hollywood Blondes".

However, Austin had a falling out with WCW head Eric Bischoff in 1995 when Bischoff fired him over the phone. He then moved to Extreme Championship Wrestling in late 1995, mostly as a commentator.

As a commentator he developed a reputation for his crude and direct style. He then moved to the World Wrestling Federation as "The Ringmaster", along with manager "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase. However, his controversial reputation followed him, and his wrestling character was unsuccessful.

After sacking DiBiase and changing his name to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, he played on his foul-mouthed reputation when he defeated Jake "The Snake" Roberts in the final round of the 1996 WWF King of The Ring Tournament, which was where he coined the famous "Austin 3:16" while mocking Roberts for his religious beliefs.

Austin 3:16 was a phenomenon, second only to Hulk Hogan and the 1980s “Hulkamania" phenomenon. Austin conquered the WWF in 1997 when he captured the WWF Intercontinental Title on two occasions, the Tag-Team Titles on two occasions.

In 1998 he achieved the ultimate career goal, the WWF World Title on three occasions and another Tag-Team Title reign with The Undertaker.

 

[sawastea]

LOL...

Lots of Track Lighting in the Apt, real name is Rick or Steve and enjoys listening to Broadway Show Tunes..

You've met 17?

 

[bluepeter]

Good job fecalstew

 

[Ganryu]

After sacking DiBiase and changing his name to "Stone Cold" Steve Austin,
SNIP

Finally an informative, worthwhile post in this thread. k

 

[browndog1]

that "bones" comment was f'ing hilarious.

...bd

 

[BileStew]

Single, 30 something year old and with a cat?

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard you say in the 4 years I've known you.

And Y, don't egg the kid on. One joke per millenium for him is enough on his brain already.

 

[sawastea]

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever heard you say in the 4 years I've known you.

And Y, don't egg the kid on. One joke per millenium for him is enough on his brain already.

Don't hate the game, hate the player

 

[thelegacy again]

I clicked on this thinking you were talking about Stone cold steve austin not your porn problems