LOL My Ugandan friend at work

[Smurfy]

This guy I work with is from Uganda (came here at age 12, great story of how he got here, but thats another thread)

Anyway, he is hilarious. He sends one of those friend emails where you answer a whole bunch of questions about yourself and pass on to your friends.

well, sometimes, his english/grammar isnt the best (he still has a strong awesome accent BTW) and I laugh with him about it.

here's an example:

27. What are you most afraid of?

Snakes...damp, them snakes.. Yikes!!!


LOL

then when i responded to him that i too am deathly afraid of snakes, here is his response to me


I had a horrible dream today about them snake...I couldn't kill the damp thing. Every time I cut off the head it grows back another one



LMAO i guess if you know this guy, you too would find this humorous. I am smiling and laughing right now about it and just wanted to share

 

[billfred]

You know the Thais say that when you dream about snakes, you are horny. Something about the snake head.

I think him sharing these dreams with you just means he wants to get down with you. Just sayin....

 

[chris302001]

lol

 

[jnevin]

You started this thread so you'd have more street cred with darkies.

 

[billfred]

You started this thread so you'd have more street cred with darkies.

She is a darkie

 

[Smurfy]

You started this thread so you'd have more street cred with darkies.

oh believe me, i gotz plenty of street cred with that population.

 

[jnevin]

oh believe me, i gotz plenty of street cred with that population.

I'm assuming you have your decrease in gym visits to thank?

 

[Smurfy]

I'm assuming you have your decrease in gym visits to thank?

lol u fucker


i went to the gym 2 days ago. Im all set thanks!

 

[jnevin]

lol u fucker


i went to the gym 2 days ago. Im all set thanks!

Sweet. I'm stuck being a cardio bunny until this stoopid ab strain gets better. Shit hurts when I sneeze and shit shitter.

 

[Smurfy]

Sweet. I'm stuck being a cardio bunny until this stoopid ab strain gets better. Shit hurts when I sneeze and shit shitter.

how you know its an ab strain? you been to a doc? theres lots inside your abdomen ya know, not just muscles