lol my dad cracks me up

[Yarg!]

My mom was like
"So what happened to that model chick you were going out with when we were on vacation (over the Summer)?"
And I was like
"It didn't work out."
And then my dad was like
"Haha, you're terrible. Your relationships never work out. Why can't you be like me? I was the Player King when I was your age!" A
nd then mom was like, "Player King yeah right.."
So I was laughing, and I go "So why did you give up the throne?"
And my dad was like "Because you came along, and I couldn't escape." I was laughing pretty hard, and my mom just glared at him. What a funny old bastard.

 

[kills]

My mom was like
"So what happened to that model chick you were going out with when we were on vacation (over the Summer)?"
And I was like
"It didn't work out."
And then my dad was like
"Haha, you're terrible. Your relationships never work out. Why can't you be like me? I was the Player King when I was your age!" A
nd then mom was like, "Player King yeah right.."
So I was laughing, and I go "So why did you give up the throne?"
And my dad was like "Because you came along, and I couldn't escape." I was laughing pretty hard, and my mom just glared at him. What a funny old bastard.

I can totally relate to your old man,I was the player king"in my mind anyways" when bang to of the girl's i was dateing got pregnant at the same time.I was like wtf 2, one had a misscariage and the other well she's my wife and no more player for me

 

[rnch]

the older i got, the smarter my dad became.



and I had the college degree, not him.




go figure.

 

[FISHTALES]

the older I get the less sense my dad seems to make