lol (joke) III

[anthrax]

Why did God invent the yeast infection?















So women know what it is like to live with an irritating bitch.

 

[Cutiebaby]

You are a woman hater!
LOL

 

[RADAR]

why did god give women legs?



so they wouldn't leave a trail like a snail



RADAR

 

[blut wump]

What's the difference between a woman having PMS and a terrorist?




You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 

[BUBBLES]

why did god give women legs?



so they wouldn't leave a trail like a snail



RADAR

lol, you dirty man...

 

[blut wump]

why did god give women legs?



so they wouldn't leave a trail like a snail



RADAR

I thought it was so they could walk home rather than having to carry them around like a six-pack.

 

[AinteasybeingDiesie]

why did god make womans feet smaller then mens.








So they can get up closer to the oven.

 

[BUBBLES]

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.
Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts.
Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

 

[blut wump]

LOL that's funny.

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

 

[RADAR]

LOL that's funny.

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

lol!!!

RADAR

 

[BUBBLES]

that is a good one