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AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEAVER LEAVER
A homosexual.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at
3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze
cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you
get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
BUNNY-BOILER
An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in
the film "Fatal Attraction", e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane
blonde - could be a bunny boiler".
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common
to visit one before going out on the booze.
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples
simultaneously.
FRIGMAROLE
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
A vigorous masturbation session.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!
Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet
after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the
pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
The need to defecate imminently.
PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got
4 buttocks.
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SPERM WAIL
A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g.
"Idon't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEAVER LEAVER
A homosexual.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at
3 in the morning.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze
cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you
get there, and where you've come from.
BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
BREAKING THE SEAL
Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
BUNNY-BOILER
An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in
the film "Fatal Attraction", e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane
blonde - could be a bunny boiler".
DRINK-LINK
A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common
to visit one before going out on the booze.
ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples
simultaneously.
FRIGMAROLE
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
FUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHIT
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
A vigorous masturbation session.
MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!
Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet
after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the
pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
The need to defecate imminently.
PICASSO ARSE
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got
4 buttocks.
SALAD DODGER
An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SPERM WAIL
A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman.
TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time out.
UP ON BLOCKS
Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g.
"Idon't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
Nice post. All new material to me! 
