LOL....Dial_tone aka Scarface

[Dial_tone]

My dirty ass desk looks like I just finished inhaling a pile of coke. Say hello to my leetle friend! I need to shave more than twice a week too. I look terrible.

P.S. I'm sitting so low because my chair is actually broken so it stays at the lowest possible height. I feel like a midget sitting at my desk.

 

[biteme]

I look worse. Let me see if I can post up a picture. I'm ashamed to show my room, but hey, I can't hide from the truth.

 

[biteme]

[No message]

 

[biteme]

Fuck! Why won't the cocksuciing mothefucker work. I hit the manage attachment button, then upload. What the fuck do I hit next?

 

[biteme]

See where all the wood paper has been torn off my desk? My daughter has slowly peeled it off.

 

[georgie24]

whar race is your girl?

 

[biteme]

Here is my bed with no sheets. Yes, I sleep like this. I've had this twin size bed for 5 years. I sleep like a baby in it. That's my cell phone on the bed and my floor is covered with clothes.

 

[Dial_tone]

I washed 4 loads yesterday and I still have 1-2 on the floor

 

[biteme]

My pussy chin as my daughter calls it. I have to trim it every other day or it looks like crap. Damn, I'm getting old.

 

[Dial_tone]

I don't know that girl but she's all white.

 

[biteme]

The nice thing about a goatee is that you can hide face fat with it. LOL

 

[georgie24]

she is all THICK!!!!

 

[biteme]

Here's the scar that I got playing football. My chin was layed open several times, but it never left a scar until I got stitches.

 

[Dial_tone]

I can't see squat on this dark monitor

 

[biteme]

Some asshole that goes by the AOL handle of BIGALAN1231 just sent me a "You got pictures" message. You are prompted to type in your AOL screenname and password to retrieve your pictures. I know this is a scam, so I type in fuckyou as my password. I still received my picture, which is the same one the fuckface sent me earlier, an old facial shot of me. Stupid prick.

 

[Werd]

LOL - Scarface is one of my absolute fav flicks. National Lampoon's Animal House is the other.

Gosh you two are pigs! My man is Mr fucking neatfreak. He is constantly following me around straightening up after me. He made a comment about my cleaning abilities (or lack there of LOL). All I said was, "I am a slob. Never even tried to disguise the fact." He smirked and said, "I know." So I put my hand on my ass and said with righteous indignation, "See this ass buddy boy? A woman like an ass like this doesn't NEED to clean anything..... EVER!"

He chuckled and said, "When you're right you're right!"






tee-hee

 

[Robert Jan]

big, but slightly puffy and you should shave

 

[Dial_tone]

LOL - Scarface is one of my absolute fav flicks. National Lampoon's Animal House is the other.

Gosh you two are pigs! My man is Mr fucking neatfreak. He is constantly following me around straightening up after me. He made a comment about my cleaning abilities (or lack there of LOL). All I said was, "I am a slob. Never even tried to disguise the fact." He smirked and said, "I know." So I put my hand on my ass and said with righteous indignation, "See this ass buddy boy? A woman like an ass like this doesn't NEED to clean anything..... EVER!"

He chuckled and said, "When you're right you're right!"


So what you're saying is you're a slob too?


tee-hee

 

[Dial_tone]

big, but slightly puffy and you should shave

Do they even have gyms in Holland?

 

[alien amp pharm]

The nice thing about a goatee is that you can hide face fat with it. LOL

Is this true?

Are you listening Tuc? If you start now you might be able to start hiding face fat around the year 2040.

 

[Robert Jan]

Hm. The threetime Ms. Olympia Juliette Bergman lives in my town...

Lots of juicers in my gym

 

[jh1]

Here is my bed with no sheets. Yes, I sleep like this. I've had this twin size bed for 5 years. I sleep like a baby in it. That's my cell phone on the bed and my floor is covered with clothes.

Damn... you wanna borrow some money or something?


Oh... and you LET you daughter call your chin a 'Pussy Chin'? Nice.

 

[Dial_tone]

Hm. The threetime Ms. Olympia Juliette Bergman lives in my town...

Lots of juicers in my gym

Middel-harnis or something, right? See, I know some of dat Dutch shit, mang.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL you should see my cubicle.. my coworkers call me pig pen.

I do desktop engineering so I have 4 or 5 PC's in varous stages of disrepair with extra drives and cables hanging out everywhere..

I have cans of oatmeal and packs of tuna fish laying around everywhere and two or three glasses of iced tea and water.

Id take a picture but the camera lens keeps fogging up because the air is so pullted from my dirty ass cubicle.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Is this true?

Are you listening Tuc? If you start now you might be able to start hiding face fat around the year 2040.

honeys go crazy for da chins