satanic goatslayer
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I must be doing something wrong here, because I can't seem to break the guy in my closet. I've tried opening the door and beating him with a hammer, but he keeps resisting. I've doused him in WD-40 and lit his face on fire, but he keeps swearing at me. I've had his body encased in cement, then swung at his head with golf clubs, but he continues to struggle.
I am putting him to work in the mines, so he needs to be reprogrammed. I have no background in neurology, or anything related for that matter, so I'm trying to break his spirit with beatings and the like.
I reckon that if I peel his face off slowly that he might forsee a future of disfigurement, and might be more willing to cooperate. I could even play Roxette and gouge his eyes first to prep him.
I know VixenVenus makes me wish to be able to vomit my intestines up, so her input could be valuable.
Any help is appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
I am putting him to work in the mines, so he needs to be reprogrammed. I have no background in neurology, or anything related for that matter, so I'm trying to break his spirit with beatings and the like.
I reckon that if I peel his face off slowly that he might forsee a future of disfigurement, and might be more willing to cooperate. I could even play Roxette and gouge his eyes first to prep him.
I know VixenVenus makes me wish to be able to vomit my intestines up, so her input could be valuable.
Any help is appreciated.
Thanks in advance.