lock up your daughters!!!!

[tuc biscuit]

The tuc biscuit is hitting the town tonight and it ain't gonna be pretty, I am gonna say there is a 70% chance of me getting laid and a 90% chance of her being very heavily set.

 

[jerkbox]

post pics.

 

[psychedout]

Ill be sure to lock up my son, I dont need any men hitting on him.

 

[PoyeBoy]

even so, you'd be getting more action than 72% of the earjects on this board

 

[Moderate_THIS]

The tuc biscuit is hitting the town tonight and it ain't gonna be pretty, I am gonna say there is a 70% chance of me getting laid and a 90% chance of her being very heavily set.

The Ladies have heard all about you by now, bro. They are all armed with lip cutters.

 

[Gymgurl]

Thank God mine live acrossed the ocean!!

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

go you, it's your birthday!

 

[jerkbox]

go you, it's your birthday!

lmao....that is the best animated gif ever.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I'm gonna drink a whisky drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, a cider drink.

 

[psychedout]

Just remember, beer before liquor and youve never been sicker. Hard liquor before beer and your in the clear.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, some girls are gonna really wish they had never met me tonight, I tend to make about 2 people love me on a night out and about 100 people hate me

 

[Gymgurl]

^^Great advice^^

 

[tuc biscuit]

this will be the last sight some poor girl will see tonight

 

[jerkbox]

dude.

 

[PoyeBoy]

LOL, you need a shave mang

 

[tuc biscuit]

LOL, you need a shave mang

that is actually a false beard and a fake chin, I am gonna wear them tonight

 

[tiger88]

The tuc biscuit is hitting the town tonight and it ain't gonna be pretty, I am gonna say there is a 70% chance of me getting laid and a 90% chance of her being very heavily set.

u bought some date rape from a Liquid research company?

 

[Raina]

Good luck with the hunt.

 

[Gymgurl]

LOLOLOL....okay then..

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

tuc, are you part black?

 

[Imnotdutch]

Re: this will be the last sight some poor girl will see tonight

You have knock out breath or summat?

 

[tiger88]

your breath my my computer turn off

 

[jerkbox]

lol

 

[PoyeBoy]

tuc, are you part black?

ITS ALI G!!!!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

tuc, are you part black?

nah, but there are some foreign genes in my blood I think, too dark to be pure anglo-saxon

 

[Lumberg]

I'm bi-racial myself.

Anglo and Saxon.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

The tuc biscuit is hitting the town tonight and it ain't gonna be pretty, I am gonna say there is a 70% chance of me getting laid and a 90% chance of her being very heavily set.

LMAO!!!

Goin hoggin' eh?

Like The DiceMan said so many years ago...

"anyone can f*ck a babe, it takes a real man to f*ck a fat pig."

LOL at the puckered-up mugshot

I'd give ya K for the chuckles, but it sez I gotta spread it around first.

 

[ChefWide]

We had her spade, so do your worst.

 

[landser]

Just remember, beer before liquor and youve never been sicker

Very true. I was camping this summer and I drank an 8 pack of lucky lager (lol), I was buzzed and decided I needed more so I drank half a 26oz of Rye Whiskey.

I dont remember anything after that except 3 things. Listening to "fool in the rain" back to back for an hour.
Puking all over myself,
and waking up to clothes covered in puke.

 

[TheProject]

Lock up your backdoor, and run for your life.