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hamstershaver
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eh?
fistfullofsteel
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lol, i know a french dude at my gym and he pokes fun at how stupid most americans are and i tend to agree.
bluepeter
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- One-third of respondents couldn’t pinpoint Louisiana on a map and 48 percent were unable to locate Mississippi.
- Fewer than three in 10 think it important to know the locations of countries in the news and just 14 percent believe speaking another language is a necessary skill.
- Two-thirds didn’t know that the earthquake that killed 70,000 people in October 2005 occurred in Pakistan.
- Six in 10 could not find Iraq on a map of the Middle East.
- While the outsourcing of jobs to India has been a major U.S. business story, 47 percent could not find the Indian subcontinent on a map of Asia.
- While Israeli-Palestinian strife has been in the news for the entire lives of the respondents, 75 percent were unable to locate Israel on a map of the Middle East.
- Nearly three-quarters incorrectly named English as the most widely spoken native language.
- Six in 10 did not know the border between North and South Korea is the most heavily fortified in the world. Thirty percent thought the most heavily fortified border was between the United States and Mexico.
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- Fewer than three in 10 think it important to know the locations of countries in the news and just 14 percent believe speaking another language is a necessary skill.
- Two-thirds didn’t know that the earthquake that killed 70,000 people in October 2005 occurred in Pakistan.
- Six in 10 could not find Iraq on a map of the Middle East.
- While the outsourcing of jobs to India has been a major U.S. business story, 47 percent could not find the Indian subcontinent on a map of Asia.
- While Israeli-Palestinian strife has been in the news for the entire lives of the respondents, 75 percent were unable to locate Israel on a map of the Middle East.
- Nearly three-quarters incorrectly named English as the most widely spoken native language.
- Six in 10 did not know the border between North and South Korea is the most heavily fortified in the world. Thirty percent thought the most heavily fortified border was between the United States and Mexico.
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dullboy
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dullboy laughs at silly unproductive canadians.
dullboy says that maybe if you Frogs and Canucks spent a little more time being productive, and a little less time worrying about what continent Angola exists on, then you might be able to talk smack about the most productive nation on Earth.
lets see:
Canada: GDP - per capita: purchasing power parity - $31,500 (2004 est.)
USA: GDP - per capita: purchasing power parity - $40,100 (2004 est.)
if americans are so stupid, how come we're so much more productive than our hostile neighbors to the north?
dullboy says that maybe if you Frogs and Canucks spent a little more time being productive, and a little less time worrying about what continent Angola exists on, then you might be able to talk smack about the most productive nation on Earth.
lets see:
Canada: GDP - per capita: purchasing power parity - $31,500 (2004 est.)
USA: GDP - per capita: purchasing power parity - $40,100 (2004 est.)
if americans are so stupid, how come we're so much more productive than our hostile neighbors to the north?
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UA_Iron
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I got a 70%
Largest state east of the mississippi - who the fuck cares?
Soloman Islands - My initial guess of South Pacific was right, but I changed it to South Atlantic
I got the Capitol of Kentucky wrong - I suspected strongly that it was not Louisville as I have run into this question before, though I couldnt narrow it down from the other 3 choices.
Angola was easy DullBoy - you made us look bad by failing to get that one.
Largest state east of the mississippi - who the fuck cares?
Soloman Islands - My initial guess of South Pacific was right, but I changed it to South Atlantic
I got the Capitol of Kentucky wrong - I suspected strongly that it was not Louisville as I have run into this question before, though I couldnt narrow it down from the other 3 choices.
Angola was easy DullBoy - you made us look bad by failing to get that one.
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UA_Iron
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I'd like to know more about the sample they chose to conduct this study too.
fistfullofsteel
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but i will say this, "who the fuck remembers most of the crap you learned in school?" ok, some of the stuff you have to know, but alot stuff you forget. at one time i had all the presidents and the capitol of every state memorized, but definitely don't know them now, nor do i have any motivations to become a geography wiz. i could give a rat's ass that the earthquake that killed 70,000 people in October 2005 occurred in Pakistan.
bluepeter
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dullboy said:
Sure you are. That's why Canada has been rated a better place to live than the US 19 out of the last 20 years and number 1 in the world 13 out of 20 years. That's why Canada's economy has grown at 1.4 times the rate of the American economy for the past 5 years and 3 times that of Japan.
Bluepeter laughs at dullboy's anemic and predictable lapse into the pathetic Republican tactic of obfuscation rather than addressing the actual issue.
dullboy
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UA_Iron said:I got a 70%
Largest state east of the mississippi - who the fuck cares?
Soloman Islands - My initial guess of South Pacific was right, but I changed it to South Atlantic
I got the Capitol of Kentucky wrong - I suspected strongly that it was not Louisville as I have run into this question before, though I couldnt narrow it down from the other 3 choices.
Angola was easy DullBoy - you made us look bad by failing to get that one.
dullboy got 90% got the kentucky one wrong too. lol
dullboy is smart with geography and stuff.
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UA_Iron
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dullboy said:
fuck Kentucky.
I hate Kentucky now.
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alien amp pharm
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Its not so much "being dumb" as it is "not giving a shit"
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UA_Iron
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Mexico is about to become cooler than Canada because of more lax drug laws.
slat1
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1. What is the largest state east of the Mississippi River?
Pennsylvania is not correct.
Georgia, the 24th largest state, covers 59,441 square miles.
2. In which continent is Angola located?
Asia is not correct.
Angola is on Africa's west coast and is bordered by the South Atlantic Ocean to the west, the Democratic Republic of the Congo to the north, Zambia to the east and Namibia to the south.
3. What is the state capital of Kentucky?
Lexington is not correct.
Frankfort, the home of Kentucky State University, is the capital.
4. In which continent is the world's highest mountain located?
Correct
Mount Everest, which reaches 29,028 feet at its peak, is located in Asia.
5. What is the world's largest river by volume?
Correct
The Amazon River is the world's largest river by volume, discharging about 7 million cubic feet per second into the Atlantic Ocean.
6. The deadly Dec. 26, 2004, tsunami that killed more than 180,000 people originated in what body of water?
Correct
The Asian tsunami, triggered by the underwater Sumatra-Andaman earthquake, originated in the Indian Ocean.
7. In which ocean are the Solomon Islands located?
Correct
The Solomon Islands, established by Britain in the 1890s, are part of a group of islands in the South Pacific.
8. Where does the Mississippi River begin?
Correct
The headwaters of the fabled Mississippi River, which runs 2,320 miles to the Gulf of Mexico, are located in Lake Itasca, Minnesota.
9. Java, a term used for "coffee," is also an island in which of the following?
Correct
Java, home to 127 million residents, is the largest island in Indonesia and home to its capital, Jakarta. A local variety of coffee also originates there.
10. The Gold Rush that began in 1848 occurred in what state?
Correct
John Sutter's discovery of gold in January 1848 set off a boom for the state of California.
Looks like I am stupid! I got the easiest one wrong. The funny thing is I did well in the hard classes in college and bad in the easy one.
I wonder if that is why I want the approval of easy women?
Pennsylvania is not correct.
Georgia, the 24th largest state, covers 59,441 square miles.
2. In which continent is Angola located?
Asia is not correct.
Angola is on Africa's west coast and is bordered by the South Atlantic Ocean to the west, the Democratic Republic of the Congo to the north, Zambia to the east and Namibia to the south.
3. What is the state capital of Kentucky?
Lexington is not correct.
Frankfort, the home of Kentucky State University, is the capital.
4. In which continent is the world's highest mountain located?
Correct
Mount Everest, which reaches 29,028 feet at its peak, is located in Asia.
5. What is the world's largest river by volume?
Correct
The Amazon River is the world's largest river by volume, discharging about 7 million cubic feet per second into the Atlantic Ocean.
6. The deadly Dec. 26, 2004, tsunami that killed more than 180,000 people originated in what body of water?
Correct
The Asian tsunami, triggered by the underwater Sumatra-Andaman earthquake, originated in the Indian Ocean.
7. In which ocean are the Solomon Islands located?
Correct
The Solomon Islands, established by Britain in the 1890s, are part of a group of islands in the South Pacific.
8. Where does the Mississippi River begin?
Correct
The headwaters of the fabled Mississippi River, which runs 2,320 miles to the Gulf of Mexico, are located in Lake Itasca, Minnesota.
9. Java, a term used for "coffee," is also an island in which of the following?
Correct
Java, home to 127 million residents, is the largest island in Indonesia and home to its capital, Jakarta. A local variety of coffee also originates there.
10. The Gold Rush that began in 1848 occurred in what state?
Correct
John Sutter's discovery of gold in January 1848 set off a boom for the state of California.
Looks like I am stupid! I got the easiest one wrong. The funny thing is I did well in the hard classes in college and bad in the easy one.
I wonder if that is why I want the approval of easy women?
digimon7068
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fistfullofsteel said:
All French "dudes" are geigh. . .
foreigngirl
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I got 60 %. The freakin detailed american geography is what fucked me up totally. How the fuck am I suppose to know what is the capital of Kentucky!!
i read that earlier today and realized nothing has changed in a while. i dated a canadian chick from vancouver about 10 years ago and she was amazed that i knew it was on the pacific side. apparently every other american she had met thinks canada stops its westward spread at the great lakes.
string_bean00
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i dont know shit about geography
im a self centered united statesian
im a self centered united statesian
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