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LMAO @ this email from the AF store

pintoca

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They certainly have a way with words... lol

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As temperatures around the US fall again we will be ending our free shipping upgrades on Glucorell orders. Friday Oct 14 is the last day.

If you're looking forward to overeating this holiday season and want to avoid the associated fat gains, remember to buy some Glucorell and Sesamax. The perfect remedy to the holiday binge.
 
pintoca said:
They certainly have a way with words... lol

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As temperatures around the US fall again we will be ending our free shipping upgrades on Glucorell orders. Friday Oct 14 is the last day.

If you're looking forward to overeating this holiday season and want to avoid the associated fat gains, remember to buy some Glucorell and Sesamax. The perfect remedy to the holiday binge.


i got the same email :)
 
hmm dont get them..But i do get EF mail (alot) and i see this big muscle guys picture then below it just rattels on about karma...Kind of kills the hole get big idea right out of the gate.... :worried:
 
hammy's lost. Hammy, high heat can hurt the potency

Whiskey
 
hamstershaver said:
what does falling temperatures have to do with no more free shipping?

free shipping upgrades! You still pay for standard shipping but you get overnight or two day delivery.
 
hamstershaver said:
so you get free shipping because it hurts the potency? that makes no sense whatsoever if thats the case


no dood

You get upgraded shipping. You aren't reading,,,, you aren't reading. :)
 
hamstershaver said:
so you get free shipping because it hurts the potency? that makes no sense whatsoever if thats the case

Its a gift to their customers.

Standard shipping is a few days (via ground, I think). The Glucorell will lose its potentcy because of the high temperatures. Thus, the upgrade to 1-2 shipping.

Pintoca, AF is not encouraging overeating.
 
nycgirl said:
Its a gift to their customers.

Standard shipping is a few days (via ground, I think). The Glucorell will lose its potentcy because of the high temperatures. Thus, the upgrade to 1-2 shipping.

Pintoca, AF is not encouraging overeating.

stop the
kissass_.gif
ing.... they are

they just want to say it nicely. "Ohhh, btw, if you are planning on overating this Xmas season, we have the perfect thing for you, but hurry up, cause we are stopping the complimentary upgrade".

People base too much of their sucess on sups (or at least have high hopes on it). That is the plain truth
 
I can only speak for me, but if I keep my diet the same, being on glucorell R keeps 5-6 pounds of water off me. As soon as I'm off again while it's on order (I'm not organized enough to remember to order again) that bloat is back.
 
Raina said:
I can only speak for me, but if I keep my diet the same, being on glucorell R keeps 5-6 pounds of water off me. As soon as I'm off again while it's on order (I'm not organized enough to remember to order again) that bloat is back.


bingo

water.

I was bulking till Saturday. Started cutting again. Until today I have lost 6.5 lbs... pure water.

It's no big deal if you can drop it in 3 days.
 
Yeah but I mean consistently. And if I showed you before after pics from last Feb to oh around June you'd be floored by how much fat I lost by barely cleaning up my diet and using trex. To each his/her own I suppose. But I lost 15 pounds and TRUST me it wasn't water.
 
pintoca said:
stop the
kissass_.gif
ing.... they are
they just want to say it nicely. "Ohhh, btw, if you are planning on overating this Xmas season, we have the perfect thing for you, but hurry up, cause we are stopping the complimentary upgrade".
People base too much of their sucess on sups (or at least have high hopes on it). That is the plain truth

No need for the smilies. I clearly understand the marketing.

While I don't have that much information on the Sesamax yet. Based on the following: my use of Glucorell, a lengthy conversation with Ulter a few months ago, and being a potential diabetic, I KNOW that Glucorell is more than a supp for weight management. It will be a part of lifestyle forever (lifting or not). I can't eat a piece a of fruit without feeling the effects from the sugar. I need Glucorell just to eat brown rice. Glucorell is marketing under a different name and sold in drug stores to diabetics. In fact, I introduced my mother and sister to it.

I was lifting for 4 months before I introduced supps into my training. By then, my BF was down 10% (barely did cardio). I'm sure many people on this site (and other sites visited by Macro) know that DIET and TRAINING are/were the key factors to their success.

Now w/ regards to the marketing, the hoilday's are coming. If taking a few Glucorell pills will make someone feel less guilty about having that slice of Pecan pie, having an appetizer at their company X-mas party, or in my case, enjoying the white chocolate & dried cranberry cookies sold by my company's cafeteria this winter, so what.
 
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I'm on the same page NYC.

If you're ever bored enough to want to do finger pricks and test your blood sugar it's fun to do so with and without glucorell. It's hard to argue with my own #'s. (Plus I'm weird and think it's fun to track blood sugar from time to time, mostly because a lot of people in my family wind up diabetic in their 20'3/30's).
 
pintoca, It's obvious you don't understand the email but I get the impression that's because English is not your first language so that's to be expected. It is also obvious that you don't understand the uses or purpose of Glucorell or Sesamax. There are plenty of threads here with which to educate yourself, like the one on the top of the steroid board, so I won't repost it all here but this is why you would use it when overeating.

Sesamin and episesamin are chemicals that strongly activate PPAR-alpha, and increase mitochondrial and peroxisome activity. Basically this increases fatty acid metabolism significantly. Also, Sesamin increases the expression of a mitochondrial enzyme known as carnitine palmitoyl transferase. Carnitine palmitoyl tranferase is an enyme that shuttles fatty acids to the mitochondria, making more fatty acids available for use as energy. When you take Sesamin it can be like putting your fat on a one-way bus to the fat furnace. To top it off Sesamins activation of PPAR-alpha increases the production of "uncoupling proteins" (UCP's). Uncoupling proteins are kind of like DNP, except legal and safe. The amount of UCP's that you produce is one of the main factors in what your basal metabolism is. Electrons are transferred in the inner membrane of the mitochondria, and produce ATP in exchange . When this electron transport chain is "uncoupled" you burn energy (mostly fat) oxidatively (with oxygen), at an accelerated rate. So basically Sesamin and episesamin shift your metabolism considerably more in favor of utilizing fat, instead of storing it.

Now let's assume you understand that. Since there is a product like this that is this effective while you are not strict dieting it would only make sense to point out the best time to use it. That's what the email does. Thank you for your "way with words" compliment.



Hamstershaver,

Every summer, in order to preserve to potency of Glucorell, we pay to upgrade the standard shipping from ground to 2nd day air on any order containing Glucorell. So even if you order 10 items and only one of the 10 is Glucorell the entire order is sent out 2nd day air and you don't pay extra, we eat it. Virtually no other store goes to this extent or expense to ensure their customers get their product unaffected by summer heat.



At the end of the summer we let people know that the upgrade offer is ending. That's the email you got. If you think that telling our customers that the offer is ending is spam then simply let the store know you don't wish to receive these emails.

We only send out 9 emails a year. But that can be too many for some people. Of the 13,000+ emails we send out each time at least 3 or 4 people ask not to receive them anymore. We abide by their wish without question.
 
wow ulter, that first paragraph was a bit rude, pintoca is a good bro around here and does have command of the Engdeutch language.
 
It just so happens that I'm a good bro too. One who contribute here quite extensively. And one who is responding to someone bashing our announcements and products. How cordial would like me to be? Are you telling me that
LMAO@this email from the AF Store
Spammers!
Stop the asskissing
are not consider a bit rude?
 
Ulter said:
It just so happens that I'm a good bro too. One who contribute here quite extensively. And one who is responding to someone bashing our announcements and products. How cordial would like me to be? Are you telling me that
LMAO@this email from the AF Store
Spammers!
Stop the asskissing
are not consider a bit rude?
Don't worry Ulter...Pintoca and Hamstershaver are fuck heads. No need to waste your time with those schmucks! :Chef: :tuc:
 
Ulter said:
It just so happens that I'm a good bro too. One who contribute here quite extensively. And one who is responding to someone bashing our announcements and products. How cordial would like me to be? Are you telling me that
LMAO@this email from the AF Store
Spammers!
Stop the asskissing
are not consider a bit rude?
EF and George Spellwin get the same and worse.. the people who have used your products with success will no be deterred by one post like this one a chat board, there are plenty of posts and people that have all kinds of positive things to say.

Its kind of how business works I suppose, customers, potential customers, etc can be as rude as they want, but in public the company has to put on the smiley face.

Just think of it this way, lets say that the offending comments did detract from your overall business and image, say 10% (arbitrary number).. I'd say that a rude response from a rep from the company would do at least double the damage.

Having said that, its not all that big of a deal either way, you are indeed a good bro. I think Pintoca has been having some other issues lately (from what I gather on other threads) so maybe he was just looking to vent and poke some fun at the mass emails from the AF store. I doubt it was malicious or that he intended to hurt sales.
 
chefbone said:
Don't worry Ulter...Pintoca and Hamstershaver are fuck heads. No need to waste your time with those schmucks! :Chef: :tuc:
awwwwwww the lil fry cook is still stalking me, what a fucking douche
i know reading comprehension is hard for someone with the iq of a short order cook, so i will say this s l o w l y for the retard cheflikesbigcockinhisass i didnt bash his store at all
now where the fuck are my fries bitch?
 
hamstershaver said:
awwwwwww the lil fry cook is still stalking me, what a fucking douche
i know reading comprehension is hard for someone with the iq of a short order cook, so i will say this s l o w l y for the retard cheflikesbigcockinhisass i didnt bash his store at all
now where the fuck are my fries bitch?
Lil' fry cook....... :worried: Ouch. Is that all you have fat boy.
Hey here's some advice. Sit-Ups....Low-Cal diet.....Do this for a few months and maybe you'll get your fries.
Besides, shouldn't you be worried about all those mouths at home you have to feed. :Chef: :tuc:
 
Ulter said:
pintoca, It's obvious you don't understand the email but I get the impression that's because English is not your first language so that's to be expected. It is also obvious that you don't understand the uses or purpose of Glucorell or Sesamax. There are plenty of threads here with which to educate yourself, like the one on the top of the steroid board, so I won't repost it all here but this is why you would use it when overeating.

Sesamin and episesamin are chemicals that strongly activate PPAR-alpha, and increase mitochondrial and peroxisome activity. Basically this increases fatty acid metabolism significantly. Also, Sesamin increases the expression of a mitochondrial enzyme known as carnitine palmitoyl transferase. Carnitine palmitoyl tranferase is an enyme that shuttles fatty acids to the mitochondria, making more fatty acids available for use as energy. When you take Sesamin it can be like putting your fat on a one-way bus to the fat furnace. To top it off Sesamins activation of PPAR-alpha increases the production of "uncoupling proteins" (UCP's). Uncoupling proteins are kind of like DNP, except legal and safe. The amount of UCP's that you produce is one of the main factors in what your basal metabolism is. Electrons are transferred in the inner membrane of the mitochondria, and produce ATP in exchange . When this electron transport chain is "uncoupled" you burn energy (mostly fat) oxidatively (with oxygen), at an accelerated rate. So basically Sesamin and episesamin shift your metabolism considerably more in favor of utilizing fat, instead of storing it.

Now let's assume you understand that. Since there is a product like this that is this effective while you are not strict dieting it would only make sense to point out the best time to use it. That's what the email does. Thank you for your "way with words" compliment.



Hamstershaver,

Every summer, in order to preserve to potency of Glucorell, we pay to upgrade the standard shipping from ground to 2nd day air on any order containing Glucorell. So even if you order 10 items and only one of the 10 is Glucorell the entire order is sent out 2nd day air and you don't pay extra, we eat it. Virtually no other store goes to this extent or expense to ensure their customers get their product unaffected by summer heat.



At the end of the summer we let people know that the upgrade offer is ending. That's the email you got. If you think that telling our customers that the offer is ending is spam then simply let the store know you don't wish to receive these emails.

We only send out 9 emails a year. But that can be too many for some people. Of the 13,000+ emails we send out each time at least 3 or 4 people ask not to receive them anymore. We abide by their wish without question.


Ulter, I fail to remember the part where I'm bashing your products or misunderstanding their use. Believe me, as a regular of the Diet Board, I know about everything there is to be known (from an user pov, about the 2 products you mentioned).

If you fail to see the humor in the mail that was sent, well, your loss. I just found it amusing. The day we stop getting our panties in a bunch over what is said in C&C will be a great day for EF.

As for the English part, pleaaaaaaase, I think it will be fair to say my english is on par (and in some cases WAY better) than many native speakers here. Nevertheless, next time you guys could send those mails in spanish, german, portuguese or italian, you know, just to be on the safe side that I wll get the full meaning (see, I can be a pompous ass when I try too)

Yours in Sport
 
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