LMAO good kid joke.. you never know what they will say

[Lady Viking]

LOL

 

[spongebob]

The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story:

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little
Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full
of
straw and said,
'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man
said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said... 'Holy shit! A
talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

i would have locked him in the closet where he belongs.

 

[GLADIATOR351]

here is another good one that was forwarded to me, I was not the pregnant one.. (just clearing that up for a few of ya)

When I was six months pregnant with my third child,
my three year
old came into the room when I was just getting ready
to get into the
shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I
replied, "Yes,
honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her
tummy." "I know," she
replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"