Llamma sodomizer and beater gets jail term

[JohnnyO]

And crys like a baby! lol, I can't make up stuff as funny as this.

http://www.sptimes.com/2002/06/20/NorthPinellas/Llama_attacker_gets_t.shtml

 

[WODIN]

He is going to be nothing but a bitch in prison.

Lifer: What you in for boy?
Lama fucker: I sodomized a Three Llamas, I'm crazy, don't fuck with me!
Lifter: Bend over you cry baby bitch.
LF: Yes sir....*Sniffle*

 

[Raina]

Wow. I've never heard of anyone "finding religion" after abusing llamas. What a nutbar. What kind of person hurts animals like that.

 

[BigBazooka]

Hmm, first I thought is was funny, but not after I read what he did to those poor llamas. Poor thing.

 

[HumorMe]

Hmm, first I thought is was funny, but not after I read what he did to those pore llamas. Poor thing.

That was what I was thinking. That fucker should have received a longer sentence. He beat that newborn with a meat cleaver.........sheesh!

 

[WODIN]

I want to state for the record that all of the Llama loving I have ever had has been consensual in nature.

 

[BigBazooka]

I want to state for the record that all of the Llama loving I have ever had has been consensual in nature.

Hey tiger. It's OK to make sweet love to a llama, if you BOTH want it. It's a different thing when true love, caring and passion is included.

 

[Raina]

Hmm, first I thought is was funny, but not after I read what he did to those poor llamas. Poor thing.

Me too. I thought he'd hit them or kicked them or something. Not that that's okay but he was torturing and maiming the poor things.

And I can't imagine Wodin being anything but giving and gentle when he's making love to his harem of llamas.....

 

[MrMuscle]

Thats why Decem hasnt been posting lately

 

[vixenbabe]

I love the fake tear's....Fake, SICK bastard!

 

[HumorMe]

And I can't imagine Wodin being anything but giving and gentle when he's making love to his harem of llamas.....

He might be gentle but I heard he torments them mentally by yelling at them and saying things like, "Squeal like a pig" and "Who's your daddy" and "Come to poppa" while he his having his way with them.

He's so cruel!

 

[Raina]

Maybe that's the case HumorMe but it's not Wodin's idea. He is just involved with some freaky freaky llamas.....

 

[JohnnyO]

During the probation bitch boy should do community service with "Friends Of the Naked Dancing LLama" (FONDL).

http://www.frolic.org/

 

[WODIN]

See Humourme...Raina knows the real deal. Some of the critters are leather freaks too! You know how much it cost to outfit a llama in studded leather?

 

[Raina]

Wodin sent me some really freaky llama bondage photos a while back. I told him that they were sexy as to not make him feel uncomfy but secretly I thought those llamas looked a bit on the slutty side.....and I was disturbed. On a happy note though, Wodin believes in SAFE llama-lovin'.

 

[HappyScrappy]

well, it you've ever been spit on in the face by a llama, then you would want to beat the shit out of it and maybe kill it too.
but never a baby one. that is just wrong.

I won't read the article b/c I hate seeing animal abuse. plus my sheep get all riled up if there is livestock on my screen.

 

[PinK233]

poor Happy Scrappy....I suggest you get a butt plug before you go to jail or those big boys are gonna be having a party in your ass everyday...

 

[HappyScrappy]

for the record, they are ruminants, so they have multi chambered stomachs (like cows), so when they eat grass and hay and the like, they chew it and then swallow it - then it spends some time in chamber one, then they puke it back up, then they chew it, swallow it, etc etc.

so when they "spit" on you - it is a vile mix of puke from their stomach.

yucky.

bad llama.

as for a party in my ass... I suppose that would explain the burning

 

[Paulos]

What a sick fucking faggot. I hope he gets violated by the biggest, ugliest, smelliest pack of violent inmates every day.