Family of six? Have another kid. In fact, have another ten.
There was an article in my local newspaper about how racist we are here in Maine. Apparently, the last 2000 Somali refugees who moved here, at our expense, are not happy with the way they are being treated. Case in point was one 48 year old Mamoud Al- Maguezza al-(something).
It seems Mamoud was displaced from his native Somalia and is now living in an apartment in the Old Port section of Portland harbor. Where rent is normally $1200 a month, Mamoud only pays $440. On disability for his back injury, Mamoud would like the locals to help raise enough funds so he can relocate his other 20 kids from three marriages.
There were 21 but one of his sons was beheaded in Saudi Arabia for smuggling drugs. 8 of his kids are in refugee camps. Two are now in Atlanta. The whereabouts of four kids are unknown at this time.
With your generous donation, Mamoud's other 20 kids would be able to live here in Maine at my fucking expense when it comes to covering the costs of medical services, schooling, and the monthly stipend they receive from our general assistance funds.