Life's great dilemmas

[slickdadd]

I really really have to take a dump, but I just worked out and am pretty tired and sore at the moment. So it's either lose my comfortable position here in this chair and go poop, or don't poop and stay uncomfortable due to having to poop really bad. You can't win you know?

 

[bdog527]

I really really have to take a dump, but I just worked out and am pretty tired and sore at the moment. So it's either lose my comfortable position here in this chair and go poop, or don't poop and stay uncomfortable due to having to poop really bad. You can't win you know?

That's what a diaper is for bro.

 

[slickdadd]

That's what a diaper is for bro.

Babies work out? I have seen a few with some killer traps.

 

[Rex]

My toilet hasn't flushed in four days. Piss has been sitting in it that long. I tell the barracks manager and nothing has been done.

 

[slickdadd]

My toilet hasn't flushed in four days. Piss has been sitting in it that long. I tell the barracks manager and nothing has been done.

That's pretty gross. That fermenting piss smell can really get to you. Luckily, or at least I'm assuming/hoping, that's all that is in there.

 

[Robert Jan]

just poop

 

[Rex]

That's pretty gross. That fermenting piss smell can really get to you. Luckily, or at least I'm assuming/hoping, that's all that is in there.

Yeah that's all that in there, but it fucking reeks. I wrote "urgent" on the board next to it, still nothing. I heard through the grape vine that there are only 5 plumbers who work the entire base. Bastards....

 

[coverguy]

oh the military ... i remember it well!