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My cousin forwarded this to me. Kinda funny.
I think the life cycle is all backwards!
You should start out dead. Get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy,go collect your pension,then, when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, then you become a baby. You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa,
roomservice on tap, larger quarters everyday, and "then"... You finish off as an orgasm!
It's got to be better than the way it is, cause this getting old
sucks!
I think the life cycle is all backwards!
You should start out dead. Get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get
kicked out for being too healthy,go collect your pension,then, when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready
for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, then you become a baby. You spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa,
roomservice on tap, larger quarters everyday, and "then"... You finish off as an orgasm!
It's got to be better than the way it is, cause this getting old
sucks!
