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Life sucks. Get a helmet.

TheProject

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I'm just not happy
I'm just not happy
I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would

Hey, join the fucking club, okay?!?
I thought I was going to be the starting centerfielder for the Boston red sox. Life sucks. Get a fucking helmet, all right?

I'm not happy.
I'm not happy.

Nobody's happy!
Happiness comes in small doses: it's a cigarette or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. That's it, okay?
You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep, you wake up, you go to work, that is fucking it. End of list.

"I'm just not happy"
SHUT THE FUCK UP!


That's the name of my new book: "Shut the Fuck Up", by Dr. Denis Leary, a revolutionary new form of therapy.
My patients will come in...
"Doctor, I'm"
SHUT THE FUCK UP. NEXT!
"I don't feel so..."
SHUT THE FUCK UP. NEXT!

"He made me feels so much better about myself. He just told me to shut the fuck up. Nobody had ever told me that before."

Whining fucking maggots.
 
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