Lets talk about farts

[muscelove]

This has happened to me a few times and i really hate it. Either I meet a girl or know a girl a little and am in bed with her before and during sex. Now i gota fart an shes right there. This isnt gonna be a little one either. Do I hold it in and wait till it goes into my stomach, let er rip, or leave the room every 10 minutes.

 

[Gymgurl]

OMG...ask Hammy....he is the expert

 

[corythosaurus]

Change your diet.

 

[jay1]

let that shit rip and try to control it so you can make it as long as possible.

 

[Gymgurl]

Do it under the covers with her

 

[Devastation]

do it while 69'ing her

 

[Snarling Force]

Pull the old "Dutch Oven" and bake that girl in your own sulphur gas...