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Johnnny

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Joke & I'm not really in Greece. Is it any worse than what you guys did to me?

Having me believe that Samoth & Frisky where part of a Satan Cult out to get me.

& had me believe that all my credit card info was hacked?

Is that not crazy & scary?


Why the f^ck are you guys looking down on me for this?


What about what BrothaBill & the rest did to me was that fair or cool to do?


"Maybe" it was my way of trying to pay the few involved in that nasty joke back.


I decided to do something & then I'm crazy?


How come everyone let them get away with that joke on me? That was not cool at all.
 
Johnnny said:
Joke & I'm not really in Greece. Is it any worse than what you guys did to me?

Having me believe that Samoth & Frisky where part of a Satan Cult out to get me.

& had me believe that all my credit card info was hacked?

Is that not crazy & scary?


Why the f^ck are you guys looking down on me for this?


What about what BrothaBill & the rest did to me was that fair or cool to do?


"Maybe" it was my way of trying to pay the few involved in that nasty joke back.


I decided to do something & then I'm crazy?


How come everyone let them get away with that joke on me? That was not cool at all.
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you really got them Johnnny, Master of Pwnage
 
Dude, you are in back in Canada already??? I thought the Concorde was not flying anymore...supper got cold and everything...

Hope you didn't left your IP addy back there... you need it here also.
 
So you arent in Greece Johnny?

Say it aint so. I stuck my neck out for you bor
 
Johnnny said:
Having me believe that Samoth & Frisky where part of a Satan Cult out to get me.
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Look moron ... Lets get this straight.. M'kay! That whole Cult shit had nothing to do with me. You are the the one that PM"d me over and over like a whiney little bitch crying saying you were scared and I told you they were Fecking with you.

Tried to help you out, told you to lighten up... but NO! Lets take a internet chat board all serious. And you ask.. If 'WE' have a life. PULEASE! I have nothing against you Johnnny boy... but you seriously need to lighten up, quit weirding out on us and for heaven sakes learn how to quote.
 
Like I said why can't I pull a gag on you guys? Why is it if I do than I have everybody breathing down my neck?

WTF?
 
Frisky said:
Look moron ... Lets get this straight.. M'kay! That whole Cult shit had nothing to do with me. You are the the one that PM"d me over and over like a whiney little bitch crying saying you were scared and I told you they were Fecking with you.

Tried to help you out, told you to lighten up... but NO! Lets take a internet chat board all serious. And you ask.. If 'WE' have a life. PULEASE! I have nothing against you Johnnny boy... but you seriously need to lighten up, quit weirding out on us and for heaven sakes learn how to quote.
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You're in a satanic cult?


What the hell is happening around here?
 
Johnnny said:
Like I said why can't I pull a gag on you guys? Why is it if I do than I have everybody breathing down my neck?

WTF?
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Cause your not any good at it.. THATS WHY!

:rolleyes:
 
So they do have internet access in mental ward..


how long they let u on?

Only on canada!
 
Frisky said:
Cause your not any good at it.. THATS WHY!

:rolleyes:
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i like you. a lot.
 
JerseyArt said:
You're in a satanic cult?


What the hell is happening around here?
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Yep.. and Out to get Johnnny... heard that he and aap are the only living Virgins over the age of 13... Sadly, aap has the whole sanity thing going for him and I was instructed to get what we in the satanic cult world call 'wacko blood' It's thicker and goes down easier.
 
I was just starting to trust again:(
 
Frisky said:
Yep.. and Out to get Johnnny... heard that he and aap are the only living Virgins over the age of 13... Sadly, aap has the whole sanity thing going for him and I was instructed to get what we in the satanic cult world call 'wacko blood' It's thicker and goes down easier.
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:lmao:

This time it was the green tea that went all over the screen.
 
Frisky

Cause your not any good at it.. THATS WHY!
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It was my first time trying to pull a fast one.

As for you they told me you were into Voodoo stuff & wanted me for experiments.

So I didn't know who to believe at that point.

Anyway I've confessed to it being a joke.

No hard feelings.

But my buddy did invite me to go see the Winter Olympic's next year in Rome in all honesty & seriousness.
 
Frisky said:
Look moron ... Lets get this straight.. M'kay! That whole Cult shit had nothing to do with me. You are the the one that PM"d me over and over like a whiney little bitch crying saying you were scared and I told you they were Fecking with you.

Tried to help you out, told you to lighten up... but NO! Lets take a internet chat board all serious. And you ask.. If 'WE' have a life. PULEASE! I have nothing against you Johnnny boy... but you seriously need to lighten up, quit weirding out on us and for heaven sakes learn how to quote.
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OUCH.....
 
Frisky said:
Look moron ... Lets get this straight.. M'kay! That whole Cult shit had nothing to do with me. You are the the one that PM"d me over and over like a whiney little bitch crying saying you were scared and I told you they were Fecking with you.

Tried to help you out, told you to lighten up... but NO! Lets take a internet chat board all serious. And you ask.. If 'WE' have a life. PULEASE! I have nothing against you Johnnny boy... but you seriously need to lighten up, quit weirding out on us and for heaven sakes learn how to quote.
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Sorry Frisky, we told him you were into voodoo, thats why he didnt believe you to lighten up b/c you were the high priestess of the cult of Samoth.
 
Johnnny said:
Frisky



It was my first time trying to pull a fast one.

As for you they told me you were into Voodoo stuff & wanted me for experiments.

So I didn't know who to believe at that point.

Anyway I've confessed to it being a joke.

.
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Well its not a joke. I am into Voodoo.. And I'm not afraid to use it. But I have no connection with Samoth. I work alone!

I don't have a Johnnny doll so don't go get your panties all up in a bunch........... Well not yet anyway.
 
Frisky

Well its not a joke. I am into Voodoo.. And I'm not afraid to use it. But I have no connection with Samoth. I work alone!

I don't have a Johnnny doll so don't go get your panties all up in a bunch........... Well not yet anyway.
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I always thought that ppl who were into that stuff didn't advertise it?

Anyway it was a harmless joke.

No hard feelings guys?
 
Frisky

Yep.. and Out to get Johnnny... heard that he and aap are the only living Virgins over the age of 13... Sadly, aap has the whole sanity thing going for him and I was instructed to get what we in the satanic cult world call 'wacko blood' It's thicker and goes down easier.
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You think I'm a virgin?

Why would you think that?

I lost my virginity with my highschool sweetie at the age of 18yrs old.

I just ended a 2.5yr relationship with the hottie in my gallery & I had a 6 month relationship with this 36yr old woman who was my boss when I was 23yrs old.

Why would you think I'm a virgin? :confused:

You don't know me or the women I've been with so I think it's unfair to judge.
 
CanadianCutie

Are you afraid of yourself
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Why would you think that? As I said it was a joke as I was trying to get back at the ppl involved in the joke they played on me.

Read the my very first post.
 
but getting back at ppl who don't care is like pissing in your pants when no one is around.. no?

Johnnny said:
CanadianCutie



Why would you think that? As I said it was a joke as I was trying to get back at the ppl involved in the joke they played on me.

Read the my very first post.
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lets say theoretically your a feltcher,what kind of hamster would you put up your ass,teddy bear or dwarf? maybe a chinchilla?
 
i think he lieks gerbils
TheOak01 said:
lets say theoretically your a feltcher,what kind of hamster would you put up your ass,teddy bear or dwarf? maybe a chinchilla?
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lol they are wirey buggers,so I guess that makes sense,more struggle = more sensation

Johnny you sick man
 
TheOak01 said:
lol they are wirey buggers,so I guess that makes sense,more struggle = more sensation

Johnny you sick man
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johnnny must have been the lead singer of the dayglo abortions.
 
CanadianCutie

but getting back at ppl who don't care is like pissing in your pants when no one is around.. no?
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Now why would you say that?

Like I said it was a joke the same as ppl here did to me.

i think he lieks gerbils
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Sorry CC I like women such as yourself only.

Tonight I will probably be taking part in my first 4 some with a buddy of mine, his girlfriend this hot mulatto girl & one of her girlfriends.

Don't worry it's all safe sex I believe in it %100 & always do with someone new until I'm dating the woman exclusively & we've had our blood tests.
 
Johnnny said:
CanadianCutie



Now why would you say that?

Like I said it was a joke the same as ppl here did to me.



Sorry CC I like women such as yourself only.

Tonight I will probably be taking part in my first 4 some with a buddy of mine, his girlfriend this hot mulatto girl & one of her girlfriends.

Don't worry it's all safe sex I believe in it %100 & always do with someone new until I'm dating the woman exclusively & we've had our blood tests.
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Is this 4some like your trip to Greece only in your head! :worried:
 
Johnnny your into orgies?
Thats gross maing, are you going to pleasure the guy too? Let him stimulate your prostate?
 
Miss24K

Is this 4some like your trip to Greece only in your head! :worried:
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Can't you take a joke? As I said I was trying to pull this Greece thing after what was pulled on me about my credit card info.

& this 4some is not in my head. You will see that I won't be online at all tonight.

So let me guess, you too think I'm a 27yr old virgin? Now why pick on me?
As I already said I lost my virginity when I was 18yrs old to my highschool sweetie & since then I've been with 12 women.

So why are you & Frisky on my case about this?

Do you want me to prove to you that I know what I'm doing or something? :confused:

BrothaBill

Johnnny your into orgies?
Thats gross maing, are you going to pleasure the guy too? Let him stimulate your prostate?
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As I said I've never been involved in an orgy before.

My friend said what is probably going to happen is he will just have sex with his girlfriend & I will have sex with her girlfriend (not actual GF, just her friend) but we will be altogether.

I don't think I would be down with swapping though.
 
Johnnny, you should suck his dick b4 he fucks her doggy style.

Then she will look you in the eye while she is getting it and she will be al gratefull that you got her man hard for her. That look chics give you while being fucked is so hot!

Who know's mybe after that both chics will give you a bj at the same time, he may also help them! Three tongues at once! so stimulating :)
 
Allon

Johnnny, you should suck his dick b4 he fucks her doggy style.

Then she will look you in the eye while she is getting it and she will be al gratefull that you got her man hard for her. That look chics give you while being fucked is so hot!

Who know's mybe after that both chics will give you a bj at the same time, he may also help them! Three tongues at once! so stimulating
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Sorry I don't swing that way

Vigalante

I soooo want to bomb you johnny
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Why b/c of the joke I pulled?

How come nobody bombed the other ppl when they pulled that cult & credit info hacking joke on me?
 
Johnnny said:
Allon



Sorry I don't swing that way

Vigalante



Why b/c of the joke I pulled?

How come nobody bombed the other ppl when they pulled that cult & credit info hacking joke on me?
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Everyone is evil, that is why they bomb good people like us and not evil people like bbill and samoth. Plus bbill is a george spellwin alter and we are all scared to bomb him.

Oh, But you do swing that way, so you say.

johnnny said:
hit me with that dick
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LMFAO, you have some serious issues Johnnny. The joke was on you because no one believed your Greece pictures were real anyway...

By the way, tell "roy22" that he needs to be consistent in his lies...first he doesn't even weight train, then he's a personal trainer posting from the gym with 5 clients a day? WTF?

And, the Satanic cult does exist
They're coming for you, Johnnny
They already managed to lure you back on Elite :evil:
 
Johnnny how tall are you? I need to make sure I have this thing to scale
 
Allon said:
Everyone is evil, that is why they bomb good people like us and not evil people like bbill and samoth. Plus bbill is a george spellwin alter and we are all scared to bomb him.
Oh, But you do swing that way, so you say.
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Allon, and youre actually BigRickRocks alter, dont tell secrets if you dont want to get outted yourself
 
Bump for more stats on Johnnny!
 
then you best avoid johnny because I hear he is into that shit,however Im sure chinchillas are needed due to stretching of the anal cavity
 
Johnnny said:
Frisky



It was my first time trying to pull a fast one.

As for you they told me you were into Voodoo stuff & wanted me for experiments.

So I didn't know who to believe at that point.

Anyway I've confessed to it being a joke.

No hard feelings.

But my buddy did invite me to go see the Winter Olympic's next year in Rome in all honesty & seriousness.
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This is Louisiana, We are all into voodoo!!! Watch out!!! :evil:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
This is Louisiana, We are all into voodoo!!! Watch out!!! :evil:
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working on my Johnnny doll... Wanna come by you can help. I need to get a few stats and then it will be all finished up and I can see if it works.
 
Frisky said:
working on my Johnnny doll... Wanna come by you can help. I need to get a few stats and then it will be all finished up and I can see if it works.
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Sure, when are we going to do this? Not tonite though. I have a date.
 
Wootoom said:
johnny were sorry
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No we are NOT. I am working on my Voodoo doll as I type. By tomorrow Johnny will be under my control......... bwahahahah :evil:
 
Frisky said:
No we are NOT. I am working on my Voodoo doll as I type. By tomorrow Johnny will be under my control......... bwahahahah :evil:
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Bwahahaha
you've already successfully lured him back to the world of EliteFitness. Soon you will have total power over him!!! Bwahahaha!
 
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