Let's Pretend I'm The Typical Newb...

[silver_shadow]

perfect example - so perfect it's almost a joke:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510303

 

[rakasha681]

No, you chop it up with a razor blade and snort it off a mirror or cd case like it's cocaine.

I do the same thing with my dbol... except i mix it 50/50 with the cocaine, so i get that extra energy burst for my workout... and it makes the flashing lights look cool when im on the way to the ER =P

 

[BigCracker]

pretty long term huh? i'd say a plan which gets you there in a month is awesome

C'mon, we all know winning the O with one month of training without using 144- 50 ml bottles of Synthol is unrealistic. I buy them by the gross myself. I put a needle at the end of a turkey baster so I can shoot 100ccs at once.

 

[H_T_]

you guys could talk about training and shit. and is 1000mg of orals a week a lot?

 

[BigCracker]

I do the same thing with my dbol... except i mix it 50/50 with the cocaine, so i get that extra energy burst for my workout... and it makes the flashing lights look cool when im on the way to the ER =P

Awesome. Have you tried my patented and tested pre workout testicle dip formula that consists of a 50:50 mixture of DMSO and battery acid??? It's killer!!!

 

[drrman]

OK, I'm the typical newb. I'm 5 ft 10 inches tall and weigh approaximately 230 lbs and a 40 inch waist. I'm an expert at working out cuz I've worked out on and off for football in high school, now I'm 21 and ready to get back into it. I heard Anadrol 50, Deca, Test, GH, and insulin along w/ Clen and T3 would be an aggressive starter cycle for my 25% bodyfat sporting ass. I'm also not too sure if I'm eating enough. I saw a bodybuilder eating tuna once, so now I eat one can a week. I have no clue what my regular diet is and I don't know what it should be, but I don't think it's as important as my guerilla approach to using AS for the 1st time. I know that after 6 months of working out M-W-F,doing bench presses and arm curls, Jay Cutler will step down from his title of Mr O and turn over his trophy to me.

OK, enough of that bullshit. Now here's the fun part. I wait awhile and then sift through all of the thread flames telling me what a dumbass I am and to read the stickies. Eventually some other moron will suggest I take enough roids to kill an elephant for my 1st cycle anyway-then I respond to that person only as if they're advice is worth their weight in gold. Now I still do things my own way, fail miserably, and wind up with a ton of unwanted side effects. Rinse. Repeat. This shit annoys me to no end.

whats even funnier is this SAME PERSON will be on here in 2-3 months with 2000 posts dishing out advice and answering questions like he's a vet when he hasn't got a clue

 

[THE GOOD SUN]

perfect example - so perfect it's almost a joke:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510303

OMG ...i eat more before noon than he eats all day! ...according to his post #17

 

[justinjones1963]

perfect example - so perfect it's almost a joke:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510303

That needs to be a sticky!

I love this too..

Also does dianobol increase the thickness of bones of is it just muscle mass.
Any help plz thanks

I'm off to the gym guys! I just took 50 little red tabs of D-bowl-o-rama and Winny-V. Gonna make my bones G - R - O - W.

 

[silver_shadow]

oh BTW BC, you forgot that the newbie in question just wants to get some pu$$y when he hits the beach next summer. and don't you know he has a life unlike the rest of us which is why he doesn't want to become too big - just big enough so he might (hopefully) lose his virginity this summer.

 

[Sassy69]

Do you guys have any idea how much money could be made if you could sell an "injection service" on the net for the noobs who don't like needles??? Seriously - some hot little chica comes to your house or wherever (imagining clandestine meetings in back allies) in a little thong bikini outfit w/ feathers or something, does your injection, takes all the used syringe & other evidence, safely deposits it in an appropriate recepticle and disappears until the next scheduled injection. $20/inject w/ special volume rates.