lets play a game, Would you rather.....

[McLurch]

Lets come up with some good ones. My friends and I play this all the time. and remember you have to pick one. I'll get the ball rolling.

If male, oppisite if female
1. Would you rather have sex with your mom?
Or your brother?

2. would you rather drink a full bottle of crisco?
Or take three shots of urine?

3. Would you rather make love to bert?
or Ernie?
Elmo?

4. would you rather put a burning coal in your mouth?
Or place it on your eyelid?

5. Have a life size tattoo of billybob thorton not showing with clothes on?
or have a swandwich tattooed on your face?

Lets get some more

 

[Mysterio]

Hello fine sir and good evening! As a young man growing up I heard that stores get there cisco from poking an obese person with a 1.5 needle and out came oil yes or no, sir?

 

[McLurch]

that is correct sir!

 

[Mysterio]

that is correct sir!

Thank you kind sir, how is everything?!

 

[Mysterio]

Whats the essence if you ask your granny to back dat ass up?

 

[McLurch]

The essence is ripe pickles, and how is your goiter? good I perfer

 

[Mysterio]

Little timmy say's 3w92-vnmmnsnpdomcjksjksjseu4u4i47! That means he is hurting sir, yes he is hurting!