Let'S here some DRUG STORIES!!!

[big_bad_buff]

i haven't smoked in a month or so, thought i better quite after a few years..i'v had some fun times...anyone have any crazy stories to tell, stuff you've seen or done when you were messed up LOL like funny stuff, scary etc..try to keep it in Reality and not lie to much..

 

[Dr.M]

Now that I'm a big boy I dont do that shit, but I did like acid when I was younger, did it 5 times, after that most of Haight Street was cleaned up, and it was probably a good time to stop anyway.

Never liked weed, I'm damn near immune to it, tried several times.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

id tell you but it might giveme flashbacks... wish I had a couple valium now, I cant sleep for shit

 

[Taps]

Hummm...

I have a distinct memory of a hamburger talking to me one time. I remember sitting there and it said "Psssst...hey, what do you thing you're doing? Gonna eat me huh?"

Of course, I started apologizing to it....and then realized all my friends where looking at me like I was insane.

I put Mr. Burger back in his wrapper and left him on the table. I might have wasted $2.50, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna eat anything that speaks to me.

 

[big_bad_buff]

me and my buddies would always get high and go to the movies..our favorite would be going to a theater we have never been to before, getting high then walking in....WOW, theaters always have the craziest carpets anywere, you can get lost in them just lookin at em LOL....and you think everyone is staring at you, it's so funny...one time, we were going to see that movie "the one" with jet-li in it, i went up to buy my ticket, and the chick said CAN I HELP YOU, and i said yeah, i'll take one for the one, and my buddy spit out his soda all over this dude in line because he was laughing so hard, he just started saying, YOU SAID ONE FOR THE ONE HAHAHAH then i started laughing....yeah well we almost got kicked out...it was funny.

 

[Taps]

My dad told me about the one time he took LSD. He and some of his buddies decided to drop a few tabs and go see 2001: A Space Oddessy (this happened back in the late 60's I guess).

Keep in mind my dad's name is Dave, so when HAL started saying shit like "What are you doing DAVE? I can see you, DAVE!" My dad assumed the movie was talking to him, so he freaked out and started running around the theatre. His friends figured the movie was talking to him too, so they didn't help much...

Eventually, they all got dragged out, and my dad had to call this gril he'd met a few days prior (soon to by his wife, and later my mom) to come pick them up so they wouldn't be arrested.

I always liked that story.

 

[big_bad_buff]

My dad told me about the one time he took LSD. He and some of his buddies decided to drop a few tabs and go see 2001: A Space Oddessy (this happened back in the late 60's I guess).

Keep in mind my dad's name is Dave, so when HAL started saying shit like "What are you doing DAVE? I can see you, DAVE!" My dad assumed the movie was talking to him, so he freaked out and started running around the theatre. His friends figured the movie was talking to him too, so they didn't help much...

Eventually, they all got dragged out, and my dad had to call this gril he'd met a few days prior (soon to by his wife, and later my mom) to come pick them up so they wouldn't be arrested.

I always liked that story.

hahah that's awsome

 

[big_bad_buff]

ONE MORE THEATER

me and 2 of my buddies smoked up, and made it to the theater, we were sitting there high as hell, the lights dimmed so we thought the movie was gonna start, and everyone in the packed out theater finally shut up, 1 or 2 min pass without a sound, the movie didn't start , it was just real dark, now picture the screen black, the lights off, and a packed out movie (every seet was takin, i think it was starwars we were watching) now it was like this going on 4 or 5 min, then all of a sudden we start hearing gun shots and people screeming from another room, my hart starts pounding like mad and i look at my buddy and he has a HOLY SHIT look on his face...i thought the theater was under attack.....after about 30 seconds of this we realized no one in our theater cared about the gun shots and screeming because it was just a movie next door, and everyone in our movie were pissed that the movie hadn't started yet LOL.....we laughed at that one for a good 20 min.

 

[68GT350]

I was high as hell once and with a major case of the munchies drove my high ass over to White Castle for some noshing. Well, I get there and get all paranoid thinkin that everyone knows i'm fucking lit. Well, I order like 30 burgers cuz i'm a retard and I stand there and wait and wait and wait. It seems like they knew cuz i kept getting "do you want some water, man?" LOL...I was just looking from one person to the other waiting for them to call the cops. I was totallyfreaking. After 30 mins I finally got my food and booked it out of there thinking 5-0 was on my tail. I got home and ate half the bag. Mind you, I can't even finish a whopper.

 

[Bullit]

LOL.
Some of those are pretty funny.
Usually they are way funnier when u are there though.

I used to always type in 666 on my microwave, then ask a buddy what time it was. He'd look up and see 666. I thought it was funny as hell.

Another time this same buddy was dying for a drink. I kept shutting him down and finally said "ok, Ill get you a drink". I went up and got a little glass - probably 6 ounces - and filled it half with Tang powder, then the other half with water. It was a CRAZY sweet, syrupy, pasty drink. I brought it to him and he LOVED IT. I died laughing. He didnt even notice.

Then, same guy and I are driving on the highway. I had a huge booger and picked 'er out. He hadnt seen this so I pointed my finger at him to display this monstrosity. He looked over and GRABBED MY FINGER. I was stunned... like what the FUCK??? He just grabbed my BOOGER!!! Then I started to DIE of laughter and almost crashed cuz I had tears in my eyes. He thought I was doing the ol' "pull my finger" and fart routine. He ended up with snot all over his hand.

 

[Dooley]

The scariest event of my life occured just earlier this year. I was still in school at that point, and I was with my smokin sidekick who was a graduate student. We got pretty lit and decided to go catch the new star wars. We smoked some at my place and then took some in the car to smoke on the way. We got right near the theater and there was a fucking ROADBLOCK! They were checking everyones license and registration for some reason. As soon as I saw this.. we FREAKED out and I about shit myself. Luckily.. we were turning and apparantly they didn't care about the people turning, so they waved us through. I think my heart almost exploded throughout the ordeal. I could hardly enjoy the movie cuz I was shaking for the first 20 minutes of it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dooley:

That's why I don't like to drive blazed.
In actuallity you will drive better high - your more focused on just driving and you're constantly worried about driving properly.

Of course you can easily fall into a daze and forget to pay attention of cars ahead of you.

Dr. M:

I was the same way. Smoked quite a few times with my friends and never felt anything. Then one day it will hit you like a freight train. For some people it takes a few times before you can get high.

I don't really have any exciting experiences to tell though.

 

[Dooley]

Yup.. I love doin stuff when I'm baked. Go to Walmart and play with the toys, go to Bestbuy and play video games, go to movies, go to the grocery store etc..

My most favorite thing to do tho is go on roadtrips after tokin. I used to live 3 hours from my parents, so to combat the boredom of driving in IL.. I would just giddy up and cruise home on a cloud. Good stuff. I think that scares other people, but you're right in that it makes you more focused on what you're doing as long as you don't get TOO involved in your thoughts.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Dooley:

That's why I don't like to drive blazed.
In actuallity you will drive better high - your more focused on just driving and you're constantly worried about driving properly.

one time i was driving down a road in my town(the only time i have driven stoned) i was so messed up....anyways i was driving and i see that the light turnd red so i stopped and then started talking to a friend that was in the car with me (also high) anyways, the light turns green, and as i look up i see that i stopped 2 blocks back from the freakin light, i was like 70 yards from the stop light just stopped in the middle of the road HAHAHAHA

 

[Nathan]

One time my buddy and I did some shrooms and went to my house to watch a movie because we figured no one would be there. About half way through my Dad came down stairs and started talking to us and watched the movie with us. He asked me what I wanted at the grocery store and I replied, "Rice cakes, beans, rice cakes, tuna, rice cakes..." My buddy was giving me the "shut the fuck up signal" so i stopped talking. My Dad never said anything and later I realized it was because he had no indea what was going on sicne he was high too (baked). My parents are fifty and still regularly smoke weed - like all the fucking time - so I'm pretty drug liberal and tend to do stupid things. Another time I went to Subway high on shrooms and started trying to tell the guy what I wanted on my Sub. It didn't go so well but eventually the guy just put a bunch of stuff on it and then asked me to pay. I had to use interac which is really complicated when high. So, I couldn't remember what my PIN was and was pressing buttons hoping for the best. Then , once I paid for the sub, my buddy and I just sat there and stared at it since it was all moving and shit and looked a fuckload like a big lizard.
Another time, I threw a New Year's party at my house and sold over an ounce of shrooms to all my friends so like almost half the people there were fucked on hallucinogens. One of my friends I gave too much to and he smoked a lot of weed and drank and ended up not being able to talk, dumping a beer on his head, eating a pack of cigarettes, biting my friend's hand (drawing blood), and making an ass of himself. My friends thought an ambulance was a good idea. i said, "Sure, call an ambulance. Let's see, they'll show up ask who owns the place. They'll walk over to me and ask me where all these people got the drugs and I'll reply ' why i sold them to them sir'. Then, they'll probably notice that I've done literally 8g of shrooms over the course of the night and so am pretty fucking gone. Great idea. Assholes."

 

[big_bad_buff]

yo Nathan, that's funny, what are shooms like? never tried them.

 

[hardrock]

I used to pick up my beat friend after school everyday in high school(he went to a different school) He's always nab some weed off his old man before I got there. Anyway we would drive around for about a half hour and blaze. We always took this real windy road and at the same curve I always turned on my turn signal. My friend would be like "dude what the fuck are you doing"?

Another time we were at the apple river camping. The next day we dropped some acid and decided to tube down the river. Somehow I spilt the entire case of 48 cans of beer. So me and my buddy jumped out of our tubes to try to save them. We maybe saved 5 total and by then had lost our tubes. So we tried floating down the rest with no tube. When we got to the rapids is when it really got interesting. My friend got out and walked along the bank while I tried to float over them. After bouncing off many rocks and boulders I reached the end with a twinted ankle and a sprained wrist.

Another thing me and a friend like to do is come home from the bar, blaze up some weed and eat strange things like; oyster dogs(hot dogs with oysters on them), crackers with peanut butter, jelly, cheese and turkey on them. Basically anything in the house thrown together.


Thats all I can think of right now.

 

[big_bad_buff]

NIACIN TRICK

one time i decided to get back at my 2 buddies, we would always do crazy stuff to each other when we got high, try to freak each other out, so one time i took 3 niacin pills(stuff is crazy) then smoked up with the fellahs..we always hungout in my shop in the back so my parents couldn't hear us...so we were just sitting around insulting each others mothers and laughing about it,(we would do this for hours and just lough about it, and hangout and talk about crazy stuff) then some how we all had are shirts off posing and shit, it was so funny...then they were like, MAN YOUR WHITE...so right when he said that i felt the niacin kick in, it was perfect timing. so i told them to shut up and stop talking about me, they just laughed so i started acting real mad, THROWING SHIT, making niose...they were like what the fuck? then my body turned bright red (i have a stretch mark on my shoulder, and it puffed up and turned bright purple) and between the weed and the niacin my eyes were blood red.... i started grawling like a dog, and hissing, they were both backing up and saying Holy shit. what is wrong with him, i started walking towards them and they both ran outside in the snow with there shirts off......i about shit my pants laughing so hard, then i realized i was by myself , and the funny part of all this is that i looked behind me to make sure they wernt just scared of some huge monster behind me, then got scared myself and ran out laughing...AHAHAHAHAH

 

[hardrock]

oh yeah speaking of shrooms. Me and some friends were up at a friends cabin. Early in the day we all ate a bunch of shrooms. One of my friends came out in my buddies grandma's dress or nightgown(can't tell with some old women). At first we all laughed. Then we all put them on along with cowboy hats and boots and went grocerey shopping. That smal town didn't know what to think.

 

[PatsFan34]

We always took this real windy road and at the same curve I always turned on my turn signal. My friend would be like "dude what the fuck are you doing"?

I've fallen victim to this as well. But I always catch myself and say, "Nice job fuckface"!!!

 

[Silent Method]

Ahh, memories.

A strong one was the time I was smoking a bowl by myself, driving down the road, and I got pulled over. I dropped the bowl between my seat and the door. When the cop came up and started talking to me, whisps of blue smoke began to float up right between his face and mine. I knew I was done for. Just at that moment, he got a call on the radio and made a run for his car, hit the siren, and peeled the hell away. Needless to say, I repacked the bowl.

Shrooms gave me some of the most peaceful memories, well at least the ones I can remember anyway.
LSD definitely provided me with the strangest stories. Now LSD, coke, and some mj, I don't even want to talk about. <shiver>

One time, while driving around under the influence of some something(s), I found myself in the middle of a small dwarf town in the middle of the night. It was in near Christmas, snow, lights, and decorations were everywhere. It was kind of spooky in that insanely exited way. Everything was glossy and bright, contrasted by the dark of night. A whole town of dwarf sized houses. I didn't see a soul, but I had the feeling they knew I was there, you know? Of course I didn't dare to to get out of my car.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Another thing me and a friend like to do is come home from the bar, blaze up some weed and eat strange things like; oyster dogs(hot dogs with oysters on them), crackers with peanut butter, jelly, cheese and turkey on them. Basically anything in the house thrown together.

ha! ha! no doubte, me and my buddies one time mixed, popcorn, beans, cheese, cut up pickles, sardeens, tuna, then blended it in the blender, then spread it over pizza, then dipped the pizza in ice creem HAHAH i can't remember how it taste, but we ate every last bite lol.

 

[big_bad_buff]

I didn't see a soul, but I had the feeling they knew I was there, you know? Of course I didn't dare to to get out of my car.

HA! HA! HA! i love that feeling, you feel like your in a movie or something, or someones weird dream, your scared shittless, but you think you know it's not real lol

 

[pushing_fe]

I went to high school in Monterey, CA. That should tell you enough, but since you asked.


An entire movie theatre smoking weed in Pacific Grove, CA while watching Dazed and Confused. We watched the movie every weekend for a few weeks.

Many people smoking weed in a regular theatre watching Menace 2 Society.

Tripping on acid at our senior trip to Disneyland. Almost flipped out here.

Shrooms on the greens of Pebble Beach listening to Bob Marley. The sky was awesome, could see music, but not as good as high doses of LSD though.

Bought glued together oregano from two Hawaiian fucks on our Senior Trip! Right when they handed us the bag they yelled, "Wai Ki Ki Police freeze!" We took off, and later realized WTF just happened. We could never find those fucks again either. So I have never had any Hawaiian Buds.

That's just the tip of the iceberg...

 

[alien amp pharm]

A couple of my friends had a house right next to a high ranking cop of some sort.
Anyways I remember tripping on some shrooms with a buddy of mine.
Right when it was getting intense, about 6 cop vehicles drove by - not just cars but a jeep, a huge van, a large military looking vehicle, and others. We were running all over the house freaking out and panicing.
Our friends that lived there weren't home at the time, so you could just imagine the chaos & paranioa we had.
In the end, they were just having a 'party' of some sort next door at the cops house.

 

[Nathan]

One time on acid my buddy went to the bathroom and I though it would be funny to play a trick when he got back. He comes back and I'm layingin the chair with a vacant expression and not breathing. He flipped out - it was pretty funny.
I used to do shrooms like several times a week back when I was growing them and me and my buddy used to always go into this underground mall that is vacant on weekends. Anyways, we use to go and sit and talk and fuck around. When people walk by, we woukld always find it impossible to keep talking so we would be absolutely silent. You have to picture it: A guy is walking down the hall alone and hears two guys talking, as soon as he can see them there in silence and he walks right past them while they are sitting on the ground in an abandoned mall. As soon as he left he'd hear hystericl giggling. Those people must have been super creeped out. One guy came up to us and asked if we had anymore of what we were on. Not being able to talk we kind of just stared at him until he left. Eventually, the cleaning people called security and we would have to bolt which is pretty scary when high.

 

[Bullit]

Re: NIACIN TRICK

then i realized i was by myself , and the funny part of all this is that i looked behind me to make sure they wernt just scared of some huge monster behind me, then got scared myself and ran out laughing...AHAHAHAHAH

LMAO

 

[McBane]

Had to throw a couple stories in the mix plus these stories are so good I wanted to bump it up for me

One time me and a bunch of my friends got really lit up and decided to dare each other to eat shit out of a blender. We went around in a circle and could "anty up" by adding a new food. We ended up with ketchup, mayonaise, mustard, dog food, tuna, peanutbutter, milk, beer, bacardi rum, bananna, 2 slices of bread, relish, hot sauce, and god knows what else. I remember near the end of this escapade we were all damn near throwing up. Funniest part was when the girl who owed the house came down to discover 7 really really lit kids drinking one of the most god-awful smelling concoctions I have ever seen. She almost threw up just seeing what we were drinking.

One time I decided to try the infamous Robitussin trip. I knew it took an hour or more to kick in so I took it an hour before my buddy was supposed to pick me up. He ended up running about an hour or so late and the trip hit me when I was at home with my parents. It was probably one of the scariest moments of my life, trying to talk to my parents when I felt like I wasn't in my body, my vision was horribly blury and their words just kept echoing.

Another time a buddy of mine was visiting from Texas and both he and I stayed over this kids house (who we were friends with). Anyways the kid who was visiting dissappeared and we assumed he went to bed and we were just chilling, watching a movie. We all had smoked a ridiculous amount of weed and were just crippled. Anyways we were chilling and all of a sudden we hear something running around upstairs like crazy. Since this kids parents were home we got all scared and thought that the kid who was visiting was just tweaking out upstairs and running around like a crackhead. We go into the other room to see if he is sleeping and he was, so then we got really scared because we figured someone had broken into his house. So I grab a pair of scissors and hand him a glass bottle and we go upstairs to check it out. We did a complete survey of the house and found nothing (except the attic, he was too scared to go up there...that's how stoned we were lol). After that we sort of settled down but were still a little weirded out. Anyways I slept upstairs (the floor where the running around was happening) by myself in the guest bed. I close the door to the room and lay down to go to sleep. All of a sudden the door just opens, I completely freaked out and started running around the room looking for a weapon. Finally I find a knife and turn to the door and realize no one was there. I sort of figured out that the wind probably blew it open (because the windows were open), but I was still scared shitless. I don't really remember what I did after that, but the next morning my friend came to wake me up and I was asleep...clutching the knife, and I had put on a nightlight.

 

[Delinquent]

We decided to roll after our senior prom in. We had a few different kinds so I'm not sure which ones I even had. I know one of them was a republican. Anyways, we were sitting outside on the balcony smoking a cig while our friends went downstairs to play in the beach. All of a sudden, I looked over the balcony rail and saw my friend floating. I did a doubletake and he was gone. I blew it off Then we were talking again and I saw someone in a red shirt walking towards the sliding glass door. I thought to myself, I don't remember anyone having a read shirt on. I looked over and it was someone walking towards me with no head. Again I did a double take and he disappeared. At this point I was kinda spooking myself out. Then I was talking to my girlfriend and noticed something on her nose. I kept looking closer and noticed it was a small mouth that had a cigarette but inside it. The mouth was chewing it and made the cherry fall off. I went to go catch it before it fell on my girlfriend but she jumped back like WTF are you doing. That was pretty hard to explain.

 

[Delinquent]

Another time we were tripping really hard. We had this little metal disk that had a spiral design that would sparkle. You could get lost in this thing for a while. My friend and I were just sitting there staring at it when my girlfriend came over and tipped it over. It felt like our universe just crashed. I asked her what the hell did she do that for. She just said I dunno. We my friend who is usually really quiet unless spoken too, turned around and said "I think you did it b/c you're a bitch". We all looked at each other then just bursted out laughing b/c it was so out of the ordinary for him.


Another time we decided to take a road trip while trippin. It felt like we were literally floating. I said man this is really cool, you can stop right? My friend just looked at me which this perplexed face. We started laughing so hard we pulled into a gas station and parked across 3 parking spaces and just sat there laughing.

 

[big_bad_buff]

We decided to roll after our senior prom in. We had a few different kinds so I'm not sure which ones I even had. I know one of them was a republican. Anyways, we were sitting outside on the balcony smoking a cig while our friends went downstairs to play in the beach. All of a sudden, I looked over the balcony rail and saw my friend floating. I did a doubletake and he was gone. I blew it off Then we were talking again and I saw someone in a red shirt walking towards the sliding glass door. I thought to myself, I don't remember anyone having a read shirt on. I looked over and it was someone walking towards me with no head. Again I did a double take and he disappeared. At this point I was kinda spooking myself out. Then I was talking to my girlfriend and noticed something on her nose. I kept looking closer and noticed it was a small mouth that had a cigarette but inside it. The mouth was chewing it and made the cherry fall off. I went to go catch it before it fell on my girlfriend but she jumped back like WTF are you doing. That was pretty hard to explain.

 

[spongebob]

when i was in the navy i went to a re-enlistment party and was getting drunk. well me and some friends started doing white and continued drinking. sometime that night we decided to follow our boss(an officer at the party) home because we thought he was too messed up. so we were gonna make sure he got home alright. well he is hauling ass in his toyota MR2 and im trying to barely keep up in my truck. i must have blacked out and didnt see he had came to a stop sign. i rear ended him and knocked both of us into the ditch. we both got DWI's and went to jail. i dint have insurance and was sued for the damages to his car(5500$) and i thought i was doing him a favor by trying to get him home. he wasnt pissed at me though.

the following weekend i smoked crack all night and and was on my way to work and got pulled over for driving the wrong way. with my attitude i went to jail for a second time. he still wasnt pissed at me though.

kids dont do drugs!

 

[big_bad_buff]

kids dont do drugs!

NOT CRACK OR COKE that's fo sure

 

[spongebob]

NOT CRACK OR COKE that's fo sure

that kind of shit is rare for me. i never smoked crack again, first and last time. as far as the white, i really cant stand the shit. geeking all night for it just aint fun.

 

[CardinalSin]

These stories are pretty good, but have you all ever read some of the stuff on bluelight? CRAZY shit. People do some stuff you cant even imagine. Check it out.

 

[hardrock]

CS, WTF is bluelight?

 

[CardinalSin]

sorry, its a drug board. www.bluelight.nu

check out trip reports. some crazy shit on there. some of these people live in a fantasy world. youll see.

 

[fl8meplz]

Holy Shit Yeah!! Last Summer my wife and I went to a water park and the thought crossed our minds that it might be fun to be a little high when we were there. But, we didn't want to smoke any cause there would be too many people around. So, we made some choclate chip cookies with weed butter. We had never done anything other than smoke the stuff before. We ate two cookies each on the way and about an hour later we hadn't felt anything, so we ate two more each. Then ... it happened. We became so fucked up we had a hard time hanging on to who we were, reality, anything. We had the best time and were just stoned as mongrels for at least 9 hours. It was very disconcerting becuase we kept wondering when the shit was gonna let up on us. Every time we got our shit half together the cookies came around the corner again. God it was fun, but we were saying enough already after 9 hours.

 

[McBane]

^^^^

 

[Frackal]

Re: NIACIN TRICK

one time i decided to get back at my 2 buddies, we would always do crazy stuff to each other when we got high, try to freak each other out, so one time i took 3 niacin pills(stuff is crazy) then smoked up with the fellahs..we always hungout in my shop in the back so my parents couldn't hear us...so we were just sitting around insulting each others mothers and laughing about it,(we would do this for hours and just lough about it, and hangout and talk about crazy stuff) then some how we all had are shirts off posing and shit, it was so funny...then they were like, MAN YOUR WHITE...so right when he said that i felt the niacin kick in, it was perfect timing. so i told them to shut up and stop talking about me, they just laughed so i started acting real mad, THROWING SHIT, making niose...they were like what the fuck? then my body turned bright red (i have a stretch mark on my shoulder, and it puffed up and turned bright purple) and between the weed and the niacin my eyes were blood red.... i started grawling like a dog, and hissing, they were both backing up and saying Holy shit. what is wrong with him, i started walking towards them and they both ran outside in the snow with there shirts off......i about shit my pants laughing so hard, then i realized i was by myself , and the funny part of all this is that i looked behind me to make sure they wernt just scared of some huge monster behind me, then got scared myself and ran out laughing...AHAHAHAHAH

thats a great story

 

[big_bad_buff]

^^^^

yeah i'v experienced the same thing man.

 

[OXANDRIN]

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Crack!
Want Crack!
Buy Crack!
Smoke Crack!
On Crack!
Arrested With Crack!
In jail Crack Cell!
Wake Up with Wide Ass Crack!
No more Crack!

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

hmmm...let's see

making out with two blonds on e....

getting molested by trannies on e....oops I take that one back...

lol