Let's have an intelligent discussion: Farting- your most embarrassing incident.

[Lumberg]

Just for the record I am letting some fucking foul ones (the kind where even YOU'RE impressed) at my desk right now--thank god almost nobody's here since it's Good Friday.

JC

 

[theoak01]

ive never been embarassed by farting but lately due to made amounts of protein im letting them go so bad ive cleared medium sized rooms

 

[casavant]

Any of you guys ever lit one on fire?

 

[Lumberg]

Nope, never seen anyone do it either...have heard lots of stories from friends though. What's it like? Maybe I can turn this condition into a party trick!

JC

 

[vixenbabe]

I can out fart my man...I just blame him and people believe it cuz there is NO WAY in hell something that baaad and LOUD could come from lil ole me....

 

[casavant]

Nope, never seen anyone do it either...have heard lots of stories from friends though. What's it like? Maybe I can turn this condition into a party trick!

JC

Well, you don't even have to be naked- you can do it through jeans or anything. The best ones seem to be the "drier" ones- if they feel hot and steamy, they usually don't light that well. I know this is the opposite of what you would think, but it's true. Just hold the lighter real close and let 'er rip. It's pretty fucking hilarious, or at least it was when I was fifteen.

 

[Lumberg]

I can out fart my man...I just blame him and people believe it cuz there is NO WAY in hell something that baaad and LOUD could come from lil ole me....

But girls don't fart !?!?! I mean females are incapale of producing gas right? I mean my girl doesn't even burp, she hiccups. So you're just kidding, right? RIGHT?

 

[vixenbabe]

Originally posted by joncrane

But girls don't fart !?!?! I mean females are incapale of producing gas right? I mean my girl doesn't even burp, she hiccups. So you're just kidding, right?
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Ok, I toot BIG....That better?

 

[Latamier]

Man, those squat farts suck. Espwcially if there are a lot of people around, but how the hell can you hold them in with that much weight on the bar?

 

[HumorMe]

Ok, I toot BIG....That better?

Will you marry me? Your man ought to be ashamed of himself!

casavant
I used to light them. Pretty damn funny! I used to light them during dates! Girls did not believe a fart would light so I proved it to them. Great conversation material.

I dated this one prim and proper girl and there was this nursing home near my house that must of had bad plumbing problems because every time you go past it it smelled like pure T shit even with the windows up! When I felt one coming on, I made sure I drove past it and let it roll! Great cover though...always blamed it on the nursing home.

Never had one that embarrased me though! Farts are hilarious. Anybody ever had one of those farts that barely felt like nothing. Just a very small expulsion of air but could stink up a nice size room. What the hell is that all about?