Lets Bullshit Internet Style

[vixenbabe]

Big Buck's cock....

 

[Y_lifter]

I am really George Spellwin...

 

[WODIN]

My first name I Lou....

 

[Milhouse]

I started working out with weights after retiring undefeated from the Ultimate Fighting Circuit.

 

[Big Buck]

I started working out with weights after retiring undefeated from the Ultimate Fighting Circuit.

LMFAO...that is a good one!!!!

 

[r00+]

1987

Well it all started in 1987, when I met my buddy Bill Gates. I invested in his 'pipe dream' using money I got for point shaving since I was a star college QB at Harvard (studied law of course) and made my first couple million in the following years.

During the early 90's I did some work as a supermodel, working for Versace. It was during this time that I took some courses in personal protection.

I soon tired of life on the runway and started working for Tupac as a bodyguard. Of course after I fell asleep on the job, I decided that line of work wasn't for me.

Then I started to write screenplays. Got a few Oscars for some of my work. But my real love was Jiu-jitsu. I started my own school, named it after some neighbors I used to teach it to, the Gracie family were astute students.

Right now I'm retired. But I'm thinking of going into porn, on account of my huge dick and all.

 

[Hannibal]

I'm 5'6" 137lbs and have been lifting for about 3 weeks....

Hey wait a minute thats not bullshit it's the truth. Damn I suck at this game

 

[Milhouse]

I am actually a well known television personality. But to protect my privacy I can't tell you who I really am.

 

[AAP]

The last dude that talked shit to me, I went to Compton and bodyslammed his ass on his Momma's front porch. Then I kicked her ass as well just for General Principal.

 

[Milhouse]

Remember that hottie on Beverly Hills 901210?

Well I used to date her before she became famous.