Lets Bullshit Internet Style

[Milhouse]

I'll Start


Ok so nobody here better not fuck with me because I have a Black Belt in Tae-Bo.

 

[Kakdiesel]

im so fuckin hard core that if anybody got in a fight with me, i'd knock them so hard they future babies be crazy

 

[Milhouse]

You guys wish you had my genetics. I am 5'10 and weigh 270lbs at 5% bodyfat. And I have never taken drugs, just protein powder.

 

[vixenbabe]

I could kick BOTH your asses into next week and still have energy to run the Boston marathon.....

 

[danielson]

yo i have sex with a women 5 times a day minimum

 

[AAP]

I am a straight male, independently wealthy with a supermodel girlfriend with hair extensions. I am not even going to brag about how well I fight, just check my police record.

 

[Milhouse]

I have the biggest online penis on the net!

 

[AAP]

Even Viagra fears me.

 

[Big Buck]

Women quiver @ the site of my enormous mammoth cock!!!

 

[Milhouse]

I make $500000 a year, eat in all the best restaurants and people worship me when I drive around town in my brand new 2005 BMW.