Lestat's Guide to Advanced E-Flirting

[KillzwithPillz]

great now they know all our secrets ploys,

 

[Lestat]

all this time I thought that I was the only one who e-flirted. Now with lestat's guide everyone will be in on my game. What will I do now?

time to take the game to a new level.

A good rule of thumb on the internet...

anything you say to a hot chick has probably been said to her at least 1000 times before by dudes way better looking then you are.

 

[reigninghard]

lol, the Karma maybe should go to eat big for reparations......I think he got smeared worse than Raina.

 

[Lestat]

lol, the Karma maybe should go to eat big for reparations......I think he got smeared worse than Raina.

it wasn't intended as a smear to raina, I wanted to get some responses when I gave out a few gift certificates and eat_big was honest and candid with me.

Had I have known that Raina would have a problem with it, I would not have included it in the PM, that is my fault for assuming too much.

 

[hamstershaver]

you're gonna have to do better then that

thats bad bro material right there

 

[gotmilk]

thats bad bro material right there

I second the motion. Lets vote

 

[pintoca]

Give it to Raina.

green to you for your fine-tuned sense of irony

 

[Lestat]

green to you for your fine-tuned sense of irony

he "gets" it

 

[George Spellwin]

option 3: centurion card.

Matt,

Do you have one? Does it make sense to get one if asked? Please start a thread in Lux Lifestyles to discuss.

 

[Lestat]

I don't even know what a Centurion card is but would like to know more... i'm guessing it some no limit type of credit card for the ridiculously affluent?

 

[George Spellwin]

I don't even know what a Centurion card is but would like to know more... i'm guessing it some no limit type of credit card for the ridiculously affluent?

Yup - it is also called the AMEX Black Card.

 

[Lestat]

Yup - it is also called the AMEX Black Card.

Ah yes, I've heard about it. Do you have one?

 

[George Spellwin]

Ah yes, I've heard about it. Do you have one?

Nope! Gotta sell a ton more karma if I want one of those.

 

[Lestat]

Nope! Gotta sell a ton more karma if I want one of those.

we'll work on that

 

[wootoom]

please dont bump this anymore

 

[Lestat]

please dont bump this anymore

I still haven't given out the K yet though

 

[hotzie]

I still haven't given out the K yet though

hook me up , i like K

 

[GoldenDelicious]

1) Upon gross examination of the patient, he appears to a mildly obese young male in his late twenties. His chest and neck was ausculated showing no signs of bruit or murmurs. JVD is negative, neurologic is negative for remarkabitity. Outward appearance is remarkable for lack of clothing style.

translation: patient on a bulking cycle, using a stethoscope on his neck, while a bit strange, did not yield any digestive or gas noises. patient has dress sense that ascends mere "style". i wish i could shop where he does

2) His blood pressure is elevated at 150/95. Patient admits to freely abusing alcohol leaving to concomittant raise in basal bp. Patient refuses to consider lifestyle changes. Its recommended 40mg of furosemide per day to alleviate the fluid buildup.

translation: patients muscularity has increased peripheral resistance, elevating blood pressure. patient has admitted alcohol usage on numerous dates with arduous females. patient refuses to alter dating lifestyle, maintaining that he is here for a godo time, not a long time

3) LA is upper limits of normal, mitral valve is normal with mild to moderate leakage secondary to his enlarged left atrium.

translation: patient is vastly generous, with a big heart. heart prone to bleeding, particularly upon observation of boring, henpecked medical staff

4) LV is mildly enlarged and concentric hypodynamic contraction is observed secondary to questionable alcoholic cardiomyopathy. The LV outer dimensions are thickened, questionable as to hypertrophic due to alcohol induced hypertension or alcohol induce hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

translation: patient tends to be a good listener when drunk, unfotunately highly empathetic with those he listens to

5) The aortic valve is normal and trileaflet with normal excursion. There is no sign of aortic stenosis or aortic regurgitation.

translation: physically, patients heart is normal

mofo i cant be bothered with the rest

 

[Mr. dB]

I still haven't given out the K yet though

I am obviously the one who deserves it.

 

[Lestat]

I am obviously the one who deserves it.

its only 1000 anyway... I can drop nearly 1500 on someone everyday if I want.. 15 people to be exact.

 

[spongebob]

who's the man with the master plan?

 

[Lestat]

karma has been awarded!

 

[pintoca]

karma has been awarded!

uh oh

 

[bigmann245]

its a good thing this flirt guide is a secret... i wouldnt want the females to know my game... now ill have to worry about when i PM a female that she will PM me back and say stop lestating me....

 

[BrothaBill]

its a good thing this flirt guide is a secret... i wouldnt want the females to know my game... now ill have to worry about when i PM a female that she will PM me back and say stop lestating me....

I would have to jump in my lecar and go lekill her

 

[eat big]

Do you think Kak got the memo?