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Men of Elite,
If you are anything like me, you've noticed that there are tons of very hot babes on EliteFitness.com. Horny guy that I am, It didn't take me long to find the members' galleries and start perusing the boner building pics of hot EF women, in great shape, wearing next to nothing! While getting an eyefull, I got to thinking "How great would it be to hook up with a lady who shares my passion for fitness and the EF lifestyle, and to top it all off, has a body you can't help but drool over? Simple answer... it would be awesome.
But how do you get to know the members of Elite better? For the women it seems pretty easy at times, there is no shortage of horny guys, and no shortage of attention. You only have to post once and you've got a hundred or more guys wooing you, asking you for pictures of your goods, and proclaiming that you are the greatest female to ever grace an Internet message board. But if you are a guy, how do you break the ice with your EF crush without looking like a total fool?
Well, that is where my top 5 advanced e-flirting rules come in. I've been around a while and have had some great hook-ups and made some great friendships with many members on this site, I've met many of our amazing members in the flesh (including the women!). But was it dumb luck? Were the words I typed somehow more profound than the other guys? Nope. I simply used all the tools at my disposal to the fullest. Here are the top 5 things that can help you take your e-flirting to the next level.
Lestat's Guide to Advanced E-Flirting
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 5:
Don't e-flirt on the open board. That is where all of your competition is! You don't want your well thought out e-game to be wasted on the open boards where the person it is intended for may never even see it and, you will be caught and maybe copied by everyone else. Take your game to PM - the forums' built in private messaging system. (And remember when you're a Platinum Member, you can store up to 5000 PM's, so don't blow it by crafting the perfect PM flirt and then get POWNED because you never got a reply because your PM box was full!)
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 4:
Use Karma Hits to your advantage. You may have noticed that members seem to go crazy for those little green dots, or better yet, the Karma Crowns. You can transfer karma to your crush easily using the Karma Store. Or you can approve of someone's posts increasing their total karma count - just make sure that when you do, you take the time to leave a sexy Karma message. Platinum Members can give more karma and their karmic power is bigger then non plats. So being a Platinum Member really helps your e flirting game big time.
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 3:
Learn as much about your crush as possible. Read their posts, learn about their fitness goals and progress. But,... Don't "post stalk" them by replying to everything they post! That'll blow your game fast. But, do use the Platinum Search feature to stay current on what they have shared with the board - just do a Platinum Search by member name. That way when it does comes time for some one-on-one talk, perhaps in the Platinum Chat room, you'll have a good idea of who you are talking to, they wont just be another pretty face on a screen.
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 2:
Post some pictures of yourself - don't be shy. If you are coming on full force with your e flirting, the object of your attention is going to be curious to see who they are dealing with! Put some pictures of yourself in your Platinum Gallery, or post a thread in the Picture of our Members board. Make them fun and exciting. Tease them! You never know who else might take a liking to you. And don't worry if you're not as jacked as NeedSize - most of us aren't, but that doesn't mean we don't look appealing to the opposite sex.
And, the top E-Flirting Rule?
Lestat's E-Flirting Rule Number 1:
Hook someone up with an EliteFitness.com Gift Certificate!
I saw this feature recently and thought it could be a very powerful new tool for the most advanced e-flirters. So, I tested it out recently on a couple Plat hotties: lickin lollypops and gymbitch. I sent them each a gift certificate for $11.97 with the following sexy message.
I even sent an $11.97 gift certificate to a couple of dudes on EF just to see what they would say and to see if e-flirting with the gift certificates worked on dudes. Look at what happened! Here's what I sent to eat big:
Thankfully, eat_big kept his cawk pics to himself - or maybe he saving them for e-flirting with Raina and Daisy Girl's! Then I sent another gift certificate to theoak01 and he said:
If by some chance the member of your dreams is already a Platinum Member, they can use the gift certificate to get some e-books that will help them get the most out of their training, diet, and supplementation, or they could use it to buy Karma to increase their Karmic Power.
Here's one more cool feature of the Gift Certificates - you can schedule them to be sent at a date in the future. For example, I like to check out the Elite Fitness.com Member Birthday Calendar, and then send a member an $11.97 gift certificate that they can use on their birthday. I don't even need to be around on the birthday itself, because I can schedule it to be sent at some time in the future. This makes a good Holiday Feature too! You can schedule it so that a favorite member can get a gift certificate from you exactly on Christmas Day!
Here's a link to get an EliteFitness.com Gift Certificate. And thanks for reading my Guide to Advanced E-Flirting!
Use it to your advantage!
Lestat
If you are anything like me, you've noticed that there are tons of very hot babes on EliteFitness.com. Horny guy that I am, It didn't take me long to find the members' galleries and start perusing the boner building pics of hot EF women, in great shape, wearing next to nothing! While getting an eyefull, I got to thinking "How great would it be to hook up with a lady who shares my passion for fitness and the EF lifestyle, and to top it all off, has a body you can't help but drool over? Simple answer... it would be awesome.
But how do you get to know the members of Elite better? For the women it seems pretty easy at times, there is no shortage of horny guys, and no shortage of attention. You only have to post once and you've got a hundred or more guys wooing you, asking you for pictures of your goods, and proclaiming that you are the greatest female to ever grace an Internet message board. But if you are a guy, how do you break the ice with your EF crush without looking like a total fool?
Well, that is where my top 5 advanced e-flirting rules come in. I've been around a while and have had some great hook-ups and made some great friendships with many members on this site, I've met many of our amazing members in the flesh (including the women!). But was it dumb luck? Were the words I typed somehow more profound than the other guys? Nope. I simply used all the tools at my disposal to the fullest. Here are the top 5 things that can help you take your e-flirting to the next level.
Lestat's Guide to Advanced E-Flirting
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 5:
Don't e-flirt on the open board. That is where all of your competition is! You don't want your well thought out e-game to be wasted on the open boards where the person it is intended for may never even see it and, you will be caught and maybe copied by everyone else. Take your game to PM - the forums' built in private messaging system. (And remember when you're a Platinum Member, you can store up to 5000 PM's, so don't blow it by crafting the perfect PM flirt and then get POWNED because you never got a reply because your PM box was full!)
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 4:
Use Karma Hits to your advantage. You may have noticed that members seem to go crazy for those little green dots, or better yet, the Karma Crowns. You can transfer karma to your crush easily using the Karma Store. Or you can approve of someone's posts increasing their total karma count - just make sure that when you do, you take the time to leave a sexy Karma message. Platinum Members can give more karma and their karmic power is bigger then non plats. So being a Platinum Member really helps your e flirting game big time.
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 3:
Learn as much about your crush as possible. Read their posts, learn about their fitness goals and progress. But,... Don't "post stalk" them by replying to everything they post! That'll blow your game fast. But, do use the Platinum Search feature to stay current on what they have shared with the board - just do a Platinum Search by member name. That way when it does comes time for some one-on-one talk, perhaps in the Platinum Chat room, you'll have a good idea of who you are talking to, they wont just be another pretty face on a screen.
Lestat's Top E-Flirting Rule Number 2:
Post some pictures of yourself - don't be shy. If you are coming on full force with your e flirting, the object of your attention is going to be curious to see who they are dealing with! Put some pictures of yourself in your Platinum Gallery, or post a thread in the Picture of our Members board. Make them fun and exciting. Tease them! You never know who else might take a liking to you. And don't worry if you're not as jacked as NeedSize - most of us aren't, but that doesn't mean we don't look appealing to the opposite sex.
And, the top E-Flirting Rule?
Lestat's E-Flirting Rule Number 1:
Hook someone up with an EliteFitness.com Gift Certificate!
I saw this feature recently and thought it could be a very powerful new tool for the most advanced e-flirters. So, I tested it out recently on a couple Plat hotties: lickin lollypops and gymbitch. I sent them each a gift certificate for $11.97 with the following sexy message.
Or, you might try writing something more direct like:Hey sexy,
Here's gift certificate that you can use to go Platinum, buy Karma, or an eBook at the EliteFitness.com Store. And in exchange, please fill your gallery with all kinds of nudie pictures for me to enjoy, lol.And if I'm every in your part of the country, would you like to meet up?
I haven't received the fully nude pics from either member yet, although Lickin Lollypops has been PMing me quite a bit and is also quite curious as to how exactly the Platinum Bombs work - she came to the right person to ask!
I even sent an $11.97 gift certificate to a couple of dudes on EF just to see what they would say and to see if e-flirting with the gift certificates worked on dudes. Look at what happened! Here's what I sent to eat big:
and eat big replied with:Hey sexy,
Here is a gift certificate that you can use to go Platinum, buy Karma, or an eBook. And in exchange, please fill your gallery with all kinds of nudie pictures for me to enjoy, lol.
Thankfully, eat_big kept his cawk pics to himself - or maybe he saving them for e-flirting with Raina and Daisy Girl's! Then I sent another gift certificate to theoak01 and he said:
As you can see, a gift certificate, strategically sent, can be a very powerful tool for e-flirting or just for making new friends. And, if the member you have your eyes on goes Platinum, she can then start filling her gallery with even more pictures, to show off her progress, and of course to show you some skin!
If by some chance the member of your dreams is already a Platinum Member, they can use the gift certificate to get some e-books that will help them get the most out of their training, diet, and supplementation, or they could use it to buy Karma to increase their Karmic Power.
Here's one more cool feature of the Gift Certificates - you can schedule them to be sent at a date in the future. For example, I like to check out the Elite Fitness.com Member Birthday Calendar, and then send a member an $11.97 gift certificate that they can use on their birthday. I don't even need to be around on the birthday itself, because I can schedule it to be sent at some time in the future. This makes a good Holiday Feature too! You can schedule it so that a favorite member can get a gift certificate from you exactly on Christmas Day!
Here's a link to get an EliteFitness.com Gift Certificate. And thanks for reading my Guide to Advanced E-Flirting!
Use it to your advantage!
Lestat
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