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Lestat vs Phaded: Fighter breakdown and analysis

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Location: Beach volley ball courts
Fight Duration: 5 two minute rounds
Rules: No gouging, nut shots or choke holds (holds must have an arm)
no intentional breaking of bones. Judged on shots landed, takedowns, and reversals.

Fighter Breakdown

Lestat
-age 30
-6'2" tall and aprox 195 lbs
Fight Experience- Beach giggle wrestling with that dunk imposter
Enhancements and mods- Zero anabolic androgenic steroids, though uncofirmed. Blood stream contains a high thc count coupled with a strong presence of microbrew. May possibly wear fingerless lifting gloves coupled with a sleeveless under armour tee shirt.

Phaded
-age 27 (?)
-5'10" and aprox 220 (depending on bloat)
Fight Experience- Lotsa bar fights and family infighting, occaisonal cruelty to animals.
Enhancements and mods- High concentration of bathtub grade test and ag novladex. Trace amounts of high quality cocaine and GHB - gamma hydroxybutyric - - gamma hydroxybutyric - . Fighter will fight bare chested (doesn't own any shirts) and legs will be swathed in super long beach shorts (almost capri pant style). Will consume large amounts of low grade beer immediatly before fight.

Fighter Anaysis

Lestat:
Though lacking in actual fight experience, Lestat has extensive beach wrestling experience and is particularly skilled in noogies and various three stoges type of moves. If the fight goes to the ground, this wrestling experience could prove benefical. Stamina and endurance levels of this fighter are very high, if the fight goes 5 rounds expect him to keep his composure and guard up. Respectable swoleage of the biceps gives lestat a edge for grappling and pulling...but a lack of ass and leg strength hurt his punching power. If it comes down to a boxing match it could prove difficult for this fighter.

Phaded:
Yrs of fighting at family reunions followed by drunken bar fights give this fighter a edge in boxing style fighting. Particularly agile with throwing wild haymakers, if he connects it could prove lethal. This wildness though often leaves the fighter winded and tired...a lack of cardio training further compounds the problem. Thickness in the chest and shoulders greatly benefit his punching power, though if the fight goes to the ground he may lose this advantage. His ground fighting style can best be described as a flopping fish...arms, blinding white legs and torso vainly thrashing around.
If he is able to connect early on it should prove an easy match for him...if lestat is able to dodge/block the haymakers and extend the fight by taking it to the ground, it may be difficult for the fighter to maintain high endurance and stamina levels.

Fight Outcome: ???????
 
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Lestat will win in the 2nd. Lestat will put down lines of coke and Phaded will drop to his knee for a quick bump (like I would do) and Lestat will go in for the rear naked choke. Lights out!


Gambino said:
Location: Beach volley ball courts
Fight Duration: 5 two minute rounds
Rules: No gouging, nut shots or choke holds (holds must have an arm)
no intentional breaking of bones. Judged on shots landed, takedowns, and reversals.

Fighter Breakdown

Lestat
-age 29
-6'1" tall and aprox 190 lbs
Fight Experience- Beach giggle wrestling with that dunk imposter
Enhancements and mods- Zero anabolic androgenic steroids, though uncofirmed. Blood stream contains a high thc count coupled with a strong presence of microbrew. May possibly wear fingerless lifting gloves coupled with a sleeveless under armour tee shirt.

Phaded
-age 27 (?)
-5'10" and aprox 220 (depending on bloat)
Fight Experience- Lotsa bar fights and family infighting, occaisonal cruelty to animals.
Enhancements and mods- High concentration of bathtub grade test and ag novladex. Trace amounts of high quality cocaine and GHB - gamma hydroxybutyric - . Fighter will fight bare chested (doesn't own any shirts) and legs will be swathed in super long beach shorts (almost capri pant style). Will consume large amounts of low grade beer immediatly before fight.

Fighter Anaysis

Lestat:
Though lacking in actual fight experience, Lestat has extensive beach wrestling experience and is particularly skilled in noogies and various three stoges type of moves. If the fight goes to the ground, this wrestling experience could prove benefical. Stamina and endurance levels of this fighter are very high, if the fight goes 5 rounds expect him to keep his composure and guard up. Respectable swoleage of the biceps gives lestat a edge for grappling and pulling...but a lack of ass and leg strength hurt his punching power. If it comes down to a boxing match it could prove difficult for this fighter.

Phaded:
Yrs of fighting at family reunions followed by drunken bar fights give this fighter a edge in boxing style fighting. Particularly agile with throwing wild haymakers, if he connects it could prove lethal. This wildness though often leaves the fighter winded and tired...a lack of cardio training further compounds the problem. Thickness in the chest and shoulders greatly benefit his punching power, though if the fight goes to the ground he may lose this edge. His ground fighting style can best be described as a flopping fish...arms, blinding white legs and torso vainly thrashing around.
If he is able to connect early on it should prove an easy match for him...if lestat is able to dodge/block the haymakers and extend the fight by taking it to the ground, it may be difficult for the fighter to maintain high endurance and stamina levels.

Fight Outcome: ???????
 
I would take on Jack and Jnevin! I wish this was the real world. They would be OWNED!
I would KIMBO them. That's my boy!!!
If you don't know, now you know!
 
Just a couple of additions that I believe were overlooked but must be taken into consideration. Early on the fight could be effected by a large number of average ladies attending the fight. Surely these ladies won't effect the wild haymakers thrown by the younger Phaded in the early rounds but they could easily catch the Grappler Lestat gawking at the the audience.
Secondly, if the fight does seem to make it to the later rounds then security will have to be at an all time high. I can easily imagine many prior drunks Phaded tangled with and a family member or two entering the ring and turning this into an "ALL against Phaded" match. In this case the more mature Lestat stands a 'fighters chance'.
 
sfmonster said:
Just a couple of additions that I believe were overlooked but must be taken into consideration. Early on the fight could be effected by a large number of average ladies attending the fight. Surely these ladies won't effect the wild haymakers thrown by the younger Phaded in the early rounds but they could easily catch the Grappler Lestat gawking at the the audience.
Secondly, if the fight does seem to make it to the later rounds then security will have to be at an all time high. I can easily imagine many prior drunks Phaded tangled with and a family member or two entering the ring and turning this into an "ALL against Phaded" match. In this case the more mature Lestat stands a 'fighters chance'.
lol
good points
 
hahahaha great thread.

stats are off.

im 30
6'2"
195
 
Good points about the average wominz. Also, some tomfoolery could be afoot here. Lestat could easily grab any of the tens of thousands of average dudes in San Diego and put him in the ring in lestat's stead. Perhaps an average tag team.
 
KillahBee said:
Good points about the average wominz. Also, some tomfoolery could be afoot here. Lestat could easily grab any of the tens of thousands of average dudes in San Diego and put him in the ring in lestat's stead. Perhaps an average tag team.

I wonder what the average price for a front row seat to something like that would be?
 
KillahBee said:
Good points about the average wominz. Also, some tomfoolery could be afoot here. Lestat could easily grab any of the tens of thousands of average dudes in San Diego and put him in the ring in lestat's stead. Perhaps an average tag team.
there's not too much average about me, check your facts bro.
 
SublimeZM said:
lol i think phaded would fuck lestat up really bad
he has the aggressive edge, but can he maintain?
lestat appears to be pretty cardio fit
if he can get past the initial wave of haymakers he could wear phaded down
 
Gambino said:
he has the aggressive edge, but can he maintain?
lestat appears to be pretty cardio fit
if he can get past the initial wave of haymakers he could wear phaded down
i guess anything could happen in a fight, and a cagefight leaves more time for conditioning to matter,

but ijust cant see lestat winning a fight lol, he enjoys life way too much
 
this thread left a big smile on my face thanks mr gambino.. stats are off for me 6'1 246 as of now.. very little bloat i'm almost done with pct.. dermacrine/arimidex

also if this fight did happen i'd be on cheque drops if i land a punch anywhere on lestats body (calves included) it'd be a knockout..

the average wimminz part onlooking was great as well..

i think lestats only chance to win would be him throwing a haymaker or getting me with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head..
 
I think if Lestat could narrowly avoid Phaded for the first few rounds and tire him out, he could have the match...otherwise...I'd have to give it to Phaded. Lestat's a lover not a fighter.
 
Is Lestat the new Indy69. "I'll buy this bitch and ban phaded?
 
Phaded doesn't look like he's out of shape. Whats all this talk about wearing him down? He could be a freakin stamina freak who just a thick mofo. lol Lestat would get fugged up irregardless, 50lbs is a lot of weight.
 
Phaded said:
this thread left a big smile on my face thanks mr gambino.. stats are off for me 6'1 246 as of now.. very little bloat i'm almost done with PCT - post cycle therapy - .. dermacrine/arimidex

also if this fight did happen i'd be on cheque drops if i land a punch anywhere on lestats body (calves included) it'd be a knockout..

the average wimminz part onlooking was great as well..

i think lestats only chance to win would be him throwing a haymaker or getting me with a roundhouse kick to the back of the head..

so was i accurate with your description
 
Gambino said:
so was i accurate with your description

my dad is a fucken pastor the family reunion fights is a little off.. bar fights been in some.. i'm usually pretty deep when i go downtown and know quite a few people at the places i go to so it def doesn't happen that much..

i'm also 24 years old.
 
Phaded said:
my dad is a fucken pastor the family reunion fights is a little off.. bar fights been in some.. i'm usually pretty deep when i go downtown and know quite a few people at the places i go to so it def doesn't happen that much..

i'm also 24 years old.
i meant with your fighting style, the other shit was stuff i just made up.
are you the type to throw wild haymakers? i noticed you didn't deny the getting winded part
 
Gambino said:
i meant with your fighting style, the other shit was stuff i just made up.
are you the type to throw wild haymakers? i noticed you didn't deny the getting winded part

i dunno if you've ever boxed.. when i was in college i could run 3 miles in 21 minutes.. also when i was in college we'd setup boxing matches downstairs in the dorms and it would always be two baseball players boxing...

anyhow we'd start boxing and after 3 minutes we'd both be taxed as fuck so no matter what me and lestat are both gonna be winded.. doubt its gonna boil down to who out endures who.. and i doubt he could even out endure me.. if he has boxing/fighting training then its a whole diff story but i still would whop his 130 lb scrawny ass..

oh ya i'm 3 x as powerful as him..

my style of fighting is the art of fyding widout fyding..
 
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Fight!
 
this was rather nice.. i still dont like lestat for some reason..

maybe its cause i'm jealous of all his *PICS* threads.
 
Phaded said:
this was rather nice.. i still dont like lestat for some reason..

maybe its cause i'm jealous of all his *PICS* threads.
you strike me as the type to fly off the handle intially, but you chill out fairly quickly afterward.
i bet if you and lestat met it'd be all good
 
Tirpitz said:
you strike me as the type to fly off the handle intially, but you chill out fairly quickly afterward.
i bet if you and lestat met it'd be all good

ya i'm a loose canon

meet up with lestat would be a no go too much shit talking between us i'd feel weird..
 
Phaded said:
ya i'm a loose canon

meet up with lestat would be a no go too much shit talking between us i'd feel weird..
lol. what's to be weird about? its the internets. we'd throw back some drinks and be BFFs 4 life!
 
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