Lessons learned the hard way.

[big4life]

Some that I've learned...

1) Hurricane warning means leave, not party.

2) That asphalt is harder than my head, no matter how hard headed I am.

3) That an unlimited supply of alcohol tends to come back out the way it went in.

Life is the best teacher, so what have you learned?

 

[gymnpoppa]

People no loner (my keyboard is screwed up), practice moral
beavior.....

Woemn in eneral say tey
want a ood man, but wen tey et one, tey fail to wipe te
slate clean of past failures.


Tis looks terrible, Ill comment later, wen I et te new keyboard on.

 

[the nature boy]

People no loner (my keyboard is screwed up), practice moral
beavior.....

Woemn in eneral say tey
want a ood man, but wen tey et one, tey fail to wipe te
slate clean of past failures.


Tis looks terrible, Ill comment later, wen I et te new keyboard on.

really what gymnpoppa is trying to do is imitate Buckwheat from the little rascals.


My lesson learned (I have many but I don't recall them all so I'll post as I go along:

Don't break up with your girlfriend at her best friends wedding. Especially if the wedding is out of town and you don't know anyone except your girlfriend. and she was the one who drove you.

 

[big4life]

really what gymnpoppa is trying to do is imitate Buckwheat from the little rascals.

Damn, I read that while I was trying to drink a protien shake.

 

[frorider6]

When in the shower, don't pee on your girlfriend's leg when she isn't looking.

 

[the nature boy]

another lesson:

I don't care what the decade is, the mullet is never a good hairstyle.

 

[the nature boy]

When in the shower, don't pee on your girlfriend's leg when she isn't looking.

I call bullshit. We all know you don't take showers.

 

[gymnpoppa]

really what gymnpoppa is trying to do is imitate Buckwheat from the little rascals.



YOur BuckWeat is swinin damn.....I cant even smart off properly......you bastard!
q

 

[the nature boy]

really what gymnpoppa is trying to do is imitate Buckwheat from the little rascals.



YOur BuckWeat is swinin damn.....I cant even smart off properly......you bastard!
q

this is too funny. please don't change your keyboard. except for political threads.

P.S. the word "bastard" came out okay!

 

[studly1]

I have learned that you should always get the blow-job first before you agree to meet the tranny hooker around the corner!

 

[casavant]

I am still triing to figure out if it is all arbitrary or if there really is a true purpose.


If someone has some actual proof that would be nice...if not then Ill just blame it all on bad luck..

I think it's all prett damn arbitrary.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Wear gloves when tearing the reproductive system out of a menstruating woman.

 

[big4life]

Wear gloves when tearing the reproductive system out of a menstruating woman.

DOH!


Now you tell me.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

DOH!


Now you tell me.

On the bright side, a little uterus sluff is good for the skin.

 

[big4life]

On the bright side, a little uterus sluff is good for the skin.

Cool, no wonder my hands were feeling better.