Lemon Tart

[ChefWide]

I once new a stripper named Lemon Tart.

whew, glad thats off my chest.

 

[tuc biscuit]

frisky?



























lol, sorry j/k

 

[DIVISION]

I will stuff a mango down your thorax....



DIV

 

[WODIN]

frisky?



























lol, sorry j/k

stopdoingthat!

 

[tuc biscuit]

stopdoingthat!

bro find me that thread where I worte a speech that I wanted to be a mod and it all turned out to be a hoax

 

[Scotsman]

For some reason I am really hungry after reading that.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

and you slept with karla lol

 

[ChefWide]

and you slept with karla lol

yes. I did. thank the lawd the skingrafts took on the first try....


:hurl:

 

[theoak01]

lol I had a karla incident this year myself so Im not one to be poking fun

 

[habitualhealth]

stopdoingthat!

lmao

 

[gotmilk]

I once new a stripper named Lemon Tart.

whew, glad thats off my chest.

Does this have anything to do with the banana bread BBF received from the faker in Tampa?

 

[ChefWide]

Does this have anything to do with the banana bread BBF received from the faker in Tampa?

FEMALE stripper. I knew i should have been more specific....

 

[Scotsman]

I once knew a stripper named Cherries, and she had cherries tattooed all over her.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

There were two girls in my Jr. high school named "Pepsi Kohler" and "Barbie Dahl". I don't remember what their real first names were, but that's what everyone called them.

 

[ChefWide]

There were two girls in my Jr. high school named "Pepsi Kohler" and "Barbie Dahl". I don't remember what their real first names were, but that's what everyone called them.

I went to school with 'Richard Less' and 'Chrystal Chandlier'


Dick got the short end of the stick, so to speak.

 

[Scotsman]

I went to school with 'Richard Less' and 'Chrystal Chandlier'


Dick got the short end of the stick, so to speak.

Richard Smoker was a janitor at my college, I felt sorry for him but he seemed like a happy guy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ChefWide]

Richard Smoker was a janitor at my college, I felt sorry for him but he seemed like a happy guy.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

There used to be a billboard in a nearby town advertising the services of Dick Longing, atty at law.

I think he's changed it to Richard now.

Another nearby town has "Gross Mortuary".

 

[Scotsman]

There used to be a billboard in a nearby town advertising the services of Dick Longing, atty at law.

I think he's changed it to Richard now.

Another nearby town has "Gross Mortuary".

Every week I see a truck from "Well Hung Drywall" on my way home from work.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ChefWide]

We used to go to 7 eleven to get a hostess fruit pie and a Dickens Cider.

their advert was, 'Nothing beats a warm Dickens Cider.'

 

[Sassy69]

Cheffie, perhaps one day you will write your memoirs... "Adventures in the Kitchen" or "Fun with Lemon Tart and Karla"....

 

[ChefWide]

Cheffie, perhaps one day you will write your memoirs... "Adventures in the Kitchen" or "Fun with Lemon Tart and Karla"....

Lemon Tart, aka 'Snatch' was a real nice girl. Studied film at NYU and works now at an offshoot of Skywalker Sound. Pretty good deal.

Karla was a vertabrate... i think... almost positive... better than 50/50 for sure... yah. Good times, good times.