Last Night I dreamt...

[WODIN]

I was Batman. I actually dreamt that I was Tom Cruise playing bat man. Which is really weird because I've never been anyone but either me or a disembodied 3rd party in my dreams.

Well to the story. I, Batman was in Wayne Manor and it was a dark stormy night at the end of fall. Lightening was flashing through the windows. Behind me Alfred had grabbed my girl friend, The cat woman. He lifted her up and turned her over and went to town on her clit like a madman.

I was stunned by this betrayel and impressed with his technique. I could that the catwoman was as well since her mouth was busy with his dick.

Dejected and stunned, I batman trudged off to my bedroom.

In the morning I woke up in a fit of rage. I went looking for Alfred but he was no where to be found. Only his stately red trimmed oriental smoking jacket was left behind.

I returned to my room and the catwoman and some hot blond chick were busy with each other. I thought is there no end to this and when am I getting laid.

Just then Commissioner Gordon called and it really wasn't him. It was some vllian dude in red with a mask (I'm thinking alfred at this point.) and he put a mind control wammy on me and I took my super duper bat lazer and destroyed a scale model of Gotham I had been building. I was insensed...evil afred laughed over the monitor.

Cat woman and the hot blond just thought I was stupid. I tried zapping them with my super duper bat lazer but it was of no use. Nothing happened I felt tormented, frustrated and really just pissed off at this point.

Then my alarm went up....

So what happens next to our caped crusader? Will he say fuck it and take a double shot of cailas and viagra and nail the busty babes? Will he be a nerd a totally cry over the model and rebuild it? Will he try to hunt down the evil Alfred?

What about that damn jacket in the Foyer?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

turn gay

 

[beastboy]

Did yoiu wake up hard? If you did, the dream is trying to tell you that you and the wife need to invite a senior cizten over so he can rail her and then the make up sex wopuld be the wife and you with the blonde.

 

[WODIN]

I woke up as flacid as ever so what does that say?

Oh and I was in the Grocery store this morning and saw the brunette chick from the dream. She was hot.

I thought about turning gay but the idea of looking at another mans ass has no appeal to me what so ever and there is no way in hell that I could ever be a bottom so going nathan is not an option.

Maybe I should just drool into a cup at a subway stop while playing with myself. I'll put up a nice sign that says "Give me money or I'll jizz all over your brooks brother suite."

 

[beastboy]

I woke up as flacid as ever so what does that say?

It's too late...you are alreadt nathan, and just in denial.

 

[WODIN]

That's impossible if I were nathan I'd be hitting on you and HG Fudgepacker trying to get into your lil orgy you have going on with gayture boy.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I woke up as flacid as ever so what does that say?

It means you aren't thinking about me enough

Maybe I should just drool into a cup at a subway stop while playing with myself. I'll put up a nice sign that says "Give me money or I'll jizz all over your brooks brother suite."

Been there, done that!

 

[WODIN]

It means you aren't thinking about me enough



Been there, done that!

Trust me I'm not your type. I'm selfish, I cum quick and I leave early. LMAO!!!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Trust me I'm not your type. I'm selfish, I cum quick and I leave early. LMAO!!!

Sounds like a typical first date for me, nothing unusual there.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Homo.

awwww how sweet. you noticed!

 

[beastboy]

Sounds like a typical first date for me, nothing unusual there.

Homo.

 

[AAP]

I was Batman. I actually dreamt that I was Tom Cruise playing bat man. Which is really weird because I've never been anyone but either me or a disembodied 3rd party in my dreams.

Well to the story. I, Batman was in Wayne Manor and it was a dark stormy night at the end of fall. Lightening was flashing through the windows. Behind me Alfred had grabbed my girl friend, The cat woman. He lifted her up and turned her over and went to town on her clit like a madman.

I was stunned by this betrayel and impressed with his technique. I could that the catwoman was as well since her mouth was busy with his dick.

Dejected and stunned, I batman trudged off to my bedroom.

In the morning I woke up in a fit of rage. I went looking for Alfred but he was no where to be found. Only his stately red trimmed oriental smoking jacket was left behind.

I returned to my room and the catwoman and some hot blond chick were busy with each other. I thought is there no end to this and when am I getting laid.

Just then Commissioner Gordon called and it really wasn't him. It was some vllian dude in red with a mask (I'm thinking alfred at this point.) and he put a mind control wammy on me and I took my super duper bat lazer and destroyed a scale model of Gotham I had been building. I was insensed...evil afred laughed over the monitor.

Cat woman and the hot blond just thought I was stupid. I tried zapping them with my super duper bat lazer but it was of no use. Nothing happened I felt tormented, frustrated and really just pissed off at this point.

Then my alarm went up....

So what happens next to our caped crusader? Will he say fuck it and take a double shot of cailas and viagra and nail the busty babes? Will he be a nerd a totally cry over the model and rebuild it? Will he try to hunt down the evil Alfred?

What about that damn jacket in the Foyer?

First clue... dreaming you are Batman = Gay! Sorry, middle aged buff man, running around in tights and never been married? Gay!

Second clue... being Tom Cruise. Double Gay. Cuz.. you know... Tom Cruise.... gay.... Enquire....

Third clue... Alfred hitting on your fag hag.... cuz she needed action. and you are Gay.

Fourth clue.... Alfred disappearing.... leaving his red satin ORIENTAL smoking jacket behind... for YOU.... cuz it was too gay for HIM.

Fifth clue... Catwoman and the blonde... she is fucking another girl because.... (surprise)... you are gay.

Sixth clue... Commissioner Gordon... in disguise... (a.k.a. The Closet for the dreamworld)... another gay innuedo.

Seventh clue.... your scale model of Gotham... made entirely out of broom straw... lint... and Target receipts... shows your anal retentive nature of a gay man in pre-programmed DNA combat with Martha Stewart to see who can get the most out of junk.

Eight clue... Catwoman and Blonde thinking you were ditzy... cuz you were running around in a limped wrist hissy fit... when you should have been picking out their outfits of the day or scheduling a Brie luncheon.... gay.

The last clue... all these woman sex going on and you didn't wake up with a hard on.

 

[WODIN]

Re: Re: Last Night I dreamt...

First clue... dreaming you are Batman = Gay! Sorry, middle aged buff man, running around in tights and never been married? Gay!

Second clue... being Tom Cruise. Double Gay. Cuz.. you know... Tom Cruise.... gay.... Enquire....

Third clue... Alfred hitting on your fag hag.... cuz she needed action. and you are Gay.

Fourth clue.... Alfred disappearing.... leaving his red satin ORIENTAL smoking jacket behind... for YOU.... cuz it was too gay for HIM.

Fifth clue... Catwoman and the blonde... she is fucking another girl because.... (surprise)... you are gay.

Sixth clue... Commissioner Gordon... in disguise... (a.k.a. The Closet for the dreamworld)... another gay innuedo.

Seventh clue.... your scale model of Gotham... made entirely out of broom straw... lint... and Target receipts... shows your anal retentive nature of a gay man in pre-programmed DNA combat with Martha Stewart to see who can get the most out of junk.

Eight clue... Catwoman and Blonde thinking you were ditzy... cuz you were running around in a limped wrist hissy fit... when you should have been picking out their outfits of the day or scheduling a Brie luncheon.... gay.

The last clue... all these woman sex going on and you didn't wake up with a hard on.

LMAO -- the Martha Stewart line was too fuckin funny.

No the scale model wasn't made out of broom straw it was made out of model stuff. Whatever the hell that is. I'm rich I can afford model stuff in my dreams.