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dballer
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polarpixie said:......Anal Whores??? Db??? Tell me it ain't so!
well.. when Johny came up to visit.. he found my stash!!!
well.. when Johny came up to visit.. he found my stash!!!
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JohnyJuice
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Yup. i found all his dirty porn. it was scary. Nahh, dballer is a down to earth guy. Made me feel completely welcome. Anytime you wanna come to Gainesville man, look me up. You will have food and shelter. Although i couldnt see you wanting to come here, it isnt your type of town. Trust me.
polarpixie
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That's not funny. One day I found a copy of "Anal Whores" in my my ex's closet, and he told me that he only got it because his picture was in it!!! Well, of course I didn't believe him, and he proceeded to flip to page 83, I'll never forget the exact page number!!! Well, imagine how I felt when I saw him presenting his bum to some large hairy homo sapien with what resembled kielbasa boobies, a few teeth missing in a large grin. The ex just looked me with these sad puppy eyes and just kind of whimpered like he misses home. That's when I knew I'd lost him for good. Damn those Anal Whores!!!dballer said:
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dballer
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polarpixie said:
That's not funny. One day I found a copy of "Anal Whores" in my my ex's closet, and he told me that he only got it because his picture was in it!!! Well, of course I didn't believe him, and he proceeded to flip to page 83, I'll never forget the exact page number!!! Well, imagine how I felt when I saw him presenting his bum to some large hairy homo sapien with what resembled kielbasa boobies, a few teeth missing in a large grin. The ex just looked me with these sad puppy eyes and just kind of whimpered like he misses home. That's when I knew I'd lost him for good. Damn those Anal Whores!!!
They do it every time!!!!!
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dballer
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HEY!!!
any hangovers goin on today?
any hangovers goin on today?
ladymacbeth
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what was once a perfectly respectable thread about music has gone to the gutter. Guess I'll just keep reading my copy of Big Titty Prison Bitches and pray for your souls...
Here's why I'm not happy this morning: I performing in a friend's director's project, and I'm wearing the world's most ridiculous costume. A white satin nightgown, a church-lady cardigan sweater, a long velvet trench coat, 5 multicolered scarves, character shoes, and I've got stigmata scars drawn on my wrists. And here's why I'm an idiot: I did this all at home, so now I have to walk all the way across campus. AND it's raining, no less, once again confirming that indeed god hates me.
I think I'm going to call a cab. Fuck this.
Here's why I'm not happy this morning: I performing in a friend's director's project, and I'm wearing the world's most ridiculous costume. A white satin nightgown, a church-lady cardigan sweater, a long velvet trench coat, 5 multicolered scarves, character shoes, and I've got stigmata scars drawn on my wrists. And here's why I'm an idiot: I did this all at home, so now I have to walk all the way across campus. AND it's raining, no less, once again confirming that indeed god hates me.
I think I'm going to call a cab. Fuck this.
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dballer
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ladymacbeth said:
That sucks...
You need to pack that shit up and get changed over there!!! Or go back to bed.
ladymacbeth
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haha! I'd love to go back to bed...but hell, when I'm finished with this, it's all day naptime, then I'm going to go lift like a rock star because finals week has kept me away from the gym a bit...my if I wait any longer, my tris will be hanging out under my elbows. 
TheProject
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So how'd the rehearsal go?
And I thought you had a car...
And I thought you had a car...
polarpixie
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ladymacbeth said:
Well, at least you will be somewhat warm??? I did something similar once....it was for a photo shoot my class was doing, and we had to make up these little catchy phrases as to why we are going to kick ass in that class, and wear costumes that express that sentiment. Well, for some reason, I decided that a bath robe and curlers would go really well with the little phrase I had come up with, I won't even say what it is because it was so stupid, and I was already running late, so there I was, fast-pace walking across campus to get to the photo shoot in curlers and a bath robe. It was actually kind of fun to freak people out......
