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calveless wonder
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i just tell them i have no affiliation with Yarg. That seems to work well universally
ladies who go clubbing/been clubbing- question for ya
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ololoololollolooollololo
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who the hell asks a girl to dance??????!!!???? llololololo...... What is this the 19th century cremps and bitter bisquits Brittish wig formal??@???!?!?!?!?!?!
go up to shorty, smile, (if she smiles your in--- if she looks away, slap her ass and move along)
grab her by the waist/wrist and take the broad to the corner/edge of the dance floor. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING !!!
work up on her from the front at first so she can see your not a hoodlum trying to run up on her ass crack with your hard-on..... when dat bass drop from sum ass bouncin beat,
watch her pop lock it drop it
if she can't
its aight
buy a few dirty mexicans (corona + bicardi limon cawktail) and she'll be twurkin on your dick alll night..
if u can supply a gram or so to shawty's nose you won't have to use any of the steps above to have her bumped up in your chevy coupe.
go up to shorty, smile, (if she smiles your in--- if she looks away, slap her ass and move along)
grab her by the waist/wrist and take the broad to the corner/edge of the dance floor. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING !!!
work up on her from the front at first so she can see your not a hoodlum trying to run up on her ass crack with your hard-on..... when dat bass drop from sum ass bouncin beat,
watch her pop lock it drop it
if she can't
its aight
buy a few dirty mexicans (corona + bicardi limon cawktail) and she'll be twurkin on your dick alll night..
if u can supply a gram or so to shawty's nose you won't have to use any of the steps above to have her bumped up in your chevy coupe.
covergrl80
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ololoololollolooollololo said:
LOL! I don't see that working
Yarg! said:
well, I used to let them come to me. Of course there was the non verbal communication...eye contact, etc. They knew I was at least interested, but I had confidence...drew them in easy. It's weird. A mental thing mostly.
Used to drive my roommate nuts. He would approach women and start up conversations. he's a likeable guy so he would be able to talk to them for a while, sometimes make a friend, occasionally pick up a ho. He couldn't understand how I didn't really have to work for it.
Of course they were all fucking psycho biotches, but fun nonetheless. I didn't care. That probably made me that much more attractive...I really didn't care a whole lot.
calveless wonder
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Yarg! said:
that reply was much funnier
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