Ladies....what humorous lines have guys used on you?

[Sailor_Girl]

Yesterday at the beach some guys were like "Is the sand hot?" I was like "No, it's nice" and they're like "so are you!"
I could not stop laughing!! Guys are just to damn smooth.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

No wonder you're still a virgin. I'm sure yo momma will give you head....don't worry.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

YOU HAVE A TINY PECKER!!!!!
What is that......an extra belly button or sumthin?! Get the fuck outta here!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Would you stop confusin me wit yo momma already son.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Well milk my utters and call me Bessy!

 

[Frackal]

i go up to the chick and i look right into her eyes for a few seconds then i gaze down at my dick for a few seconds then i look back at her and say "its not gonna suck itself bitch!!"

BWWWAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Drifter]

LOL@Sailor Girl. For a second there I though you went psycho. All I can see are your posts and then I remembered I have CaptainA on ignore.

 

[Milhouse]

The only thing captain awesome fails to mention is the chick he is talking to is on a television screen in a porno he rented.

Captain, did that real doll come in yet?

 

[DEI]

 

[Big Buck]

I don't use lines. Girls use lines on me...LOL....I heard this one last weekend......"do you work-out".....Gee u think

 

[Peyote Killa]

One time a gay dude hit on me, he offered me a drink at a bar. Of course I took it. Then I gave to my friend that was with me, she enjoyed. Dude saw the whole thing and still had the nerve to ask me to dance, well now it got funny. I was in shock so I didn't answer, then he looks at me and says he wanted to feel my dick against his leg while he held me in a slow dance. Well I said hell no and took the drink my friend had and threw it all over him. It was a really funny experience, but I hope that it never happens again.

 

[vixenbabe]

]Originally posted by Peyote Killa
One time a gay dude hit on me, he offered me a drink at a bar. Of course I took it. Then I gave to my friend that was with me, she enjoyed. Dude saw the whole thing and still had the nerve to ask me to dance, well now it got funny. I was in shock so I didn't answer, then he looks at me and says he wanted to feel my dick against his leg while he held me in a slow dance. Well I said hell no and took the drink my friend had and threw it all over him. It was a really funny experience, but I hope that it never happens again.
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Havoc must have lost his touch with buying a round at the bar for the pretty boys.....