Ladies turn to finish the sentence

[lilred]

She gives you her phone number,but when you call it, there is no one there by that name.

 

[Rex]

The Bronx Tale test.

 

[qtgirl824]

Which , of the two, Bronx Tale test?

 

[EnderJE]

- only just broke up from a serious relationship when she met you.. (ie 2 weeks) yet wants to spend all of her time with you..

lol...i can remember a past relationship like that...good times...good times...she started stalking me (she was at my house, my work, my classes) when I said that we should spend some time apart...

...then she thought that sleeping with some of my friends would get me jealous...lol...so I returned the favour...I can still remember that one Christmas day when she called me up and said that her new boyfriend was going to kill me...

I wonder whatever happened to her...?

 

[SoKlueles]

when shes giving u mercy sex, she changes her mind and goes to the bathroom and throws up

 

[Evil_Frisky]

If once seated in the car she doesn't reach over and open the door for you

 

[superqt4u2nv]

she dont let you squirt your goo in her hair

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cum out of your hair? You need to lather rinse and repeat like 3 dam times!

She is not that into you if................

wont introduce you to her friends.

your calls always go to her voicemail.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cum out of your hair? You need to lather rinse and repeat like 3 dam times!

good golly all mighty.. I spit chicken all over my desk!

Just put the shit in the piehole.. sheesh its not that difficult!

 

[slat1]

when shes giving u mercy sex, she changes her mind and goes to the bathroom and throws up

Wait... thats a bad sign. Now I have to rethink everything..
*I would just follow her to the bathroom and hit it from behind while she puked..

 

[slickdadd]

Just put the shit in the piehole.. sheesh its not that difficult!

Bro, I like poop as much as the next guy, but I'm not going to go around eating it. No matter how easy it is.