Ladies... how many boys have you slept with?

[satanic goatslayer]

We do have feelings,you know? We are not just holes for you to stick your dicks in.

No you don't, and yes you are.

 

[madbomber31]

hey slice... back to the subject... HOW MANY???

 

[Milhouse]

Damn I was hoping more women would have answered this so I could maybe get a date for FRiday.

 

[WarriorPL]

Just like stamps. Lick 'em, stick 'em, send 'em away.

Yeah, to those of you who cannot keep a relationship going, i myself can and am.


~WizKid

 

[Warik]

warik.. why are you so bitter? please tell... or is it just an overall attitude that stems from a lifetime of watching and understanding the females horrible ways of manipulation?

I suppose I am acting more bitter than usual. This could be attributed to a plethora of things, especially female manipulative stupidity.

The fiasco that I recall best is the one that happened just over a year ago when I got some bitch a free "B" in a programming class in which she would have EASILY received a "D" or an "F," took her out, took time out of my personal time to help her etc... and didn't get shit in return. As a matter of fact, once class ended, she mysteriously dropped off the face of the planet for two months after which she informed me that she was "relaxing" over the break from school. Wow... too relaxed to answer your phone you dumb bitch? Go to Hell and die - in that order.

My latest fiasco (or rather, add-on to previous fiasco), involves this girl in whom I had a great interest about 3 (was it 3? I think so) years ago. Blah blah blah she went to college 300 or 400 miles away and that was that. Didn't want to move back to Miami because she was going to her stupid school which will provide her with the same valueless education that my college or any other college in Miami will provide, etc.. etc.. blah blah blah. 3 years later (i.e. just recently) she drops out of college to move back to Miami so she can live with her boyfriend who is a fat bum. The funny part is that she broke up with him a month or so ago and then got back together.

Typical modern day women behavior. Bitch and complain about all men being idiots and then getting together with/breaking up with/getting together with/breaking up with (repeat 100x till married) and then getting divorced with one of those male idiots whom you all despise so much (and then repeat the cycle).

It is often said by those who attempt to advise me that "women don't know what they want." I completely disagree. I think women know exactly 100% what they want, yet make a conscious effort to seek out the complete opposite. The part I find humorous is that whenever I describe my perfect woman, instead of being told: "blah blah blah! Don't worry, there's someone out there JUST like that waiting for you!" I'm told: "have fun she doesn't exist."

Lovely.

-Warik

 

[madbomber31]

nobody ever said the majority were not jackasses... if they did not have that little pink bundle of joy between their legs and them lovely bags of fat on their chests i would NEVER EVER associate with them... but they do.

 

[Warik]

Kind of useless if you have a hand or two, isn't it? I have always thought that the point of women was to get from them what one could not get anywhere else. Oh well. Guess I know as much about women as I do about recreational drug abuse.

-Warik

 

[madbomber31]

ah, abuse and women... two words that shall always intertwine... amen!!!

 

[rushx79]

if they didnt have a p---y between their legs theyd have a bounty on their head. hehe

sorry ladies i mean no disrespect, i just always found that phrase funny.

 

[May1010]

Velvettt,

Lame.