Ladies can you please help me?

[plifter]

What is wrong with my appearance? I know my "willie" is small but I can't attract women to save my life. (you have to have a date first before she's turned off by my peepee) I put a pic on the pic board of me (with clothes for once) Is it my hair? Eyes? Arms? Legs? Face? I'm starting to feel like the Elephant Man.

 

[GLP]

Body Dysmorphic Disorder. Bro I am not a lady nor a fag but you are not a bad looking guy. Better than most of the jackoffs I see with hotties. Your problem is confidence pure and simple. Women can smell it and it makes there pussys wet. Mabey try prozac it helps alot with self esteem.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

You look like a chubby adolescent, phallus size aside. That, in addition to your posts which reek of "What's wrong with me, I'm such a loser" make you extremely unappealing to what I believe is 90%+ of North American women.

Get yourself an asian woman, 5 feet tall or less.

Have fun.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

DOT,

I have thought about it, and I have made a rough design of what would be the rules and such.

Contestants would be picked at random, except for my rule of no pullstarts, in light of the recent events. It would be like the dating game, in respect to the one woman/man and three potential dates.

The wo/man would ask questions, which would in turn be answered in short sentences of 4 words or less. Use 5? You die by gassing.

The wo/man chosen at the end of the show would be taken to the finest dining establishments and shown the time of his/her life. The whole 9, my friend, whatever you name, it's done.

Then, 6 months later, we'd invite the "winner" back to catch an update. The update being that he/she now has AIDS, a particulary nasty strain at that. You see, we had set them up with a carrier, and now they will die soon, thus the laughs and hilarity will be heightened.

Sounds like a winner to me, though the contestants might catch on quickly, then we'd have to change the method of eliminating the winners.

 

[plifter]

Don't start shit with me goatfucker. I only act pathetic on this board. This is the only place where I can speak my mind and ask these questions anonymously.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Don't start shit with me goatfucker.

Even goats can recognize the obvious benefits of a penis larger than three toothpicks tied together, look at the evolution of the modern goat, it's quite apparent.

No need to hurl names around, plifter, I was only telling the truth.

 

[RyanH]

I agree w/ S.G on this, Plifter.

You can let anyone that you're attracted to see you cry.

Stand tall.

 

[GLP]

My brother has a small dick and his girl is cool with it. thank god it skipped me.

 

[WarriorPL]

I have a feeling SG had something to do with the song Dating Game by ICP

 

[plifter]

Even goats can recognize the obvious benefits of a penis larger than three toothpicks tied together, look at the evolution of the modern goat, it's quite apparent.

No need to hurl names around, plifter, I was only telling the truth.

Goatfucker, why is it that you remember my penis so well? Why did you look at it in the first place? I think you really are May 1010

 

[AAP]

The reason you can't get a date first is because your reputation precedes you.

 

[Warik]

I have a big "willie" and I can't attract women either. I suppose we're cursed or something.

Just find a hobby and fughettaboudit.

-Warik

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Goatfucker, why is it that you remember my penis so well?

Given that your inadequate equipment is the only reason anyone recognizes your name, and the fact that one tends to remember such abominations, it's easy to see why you are easy to remember. Don't flatter yourself with thoughts of me fantasizing over you.

Why did you look at it in the first place? I think you really are May 1010

Let's see....hmmm....because every month or so, it seems you proclaim "Look at my small penis, I am pathetic" and human curiosity being what it is, I looked. Compare it to a freak show, if you will. You don't want to look, but something about a disgusting little freak makes you want to look.

And I couldn't care less who you think I am. I know who you are, and believe me, I'd be hard pressed to live a more useless existence than yourself.

Please don't procreate, though I know the list of women wanting 3 inch penises is long, please try to hold back, if only for the sake of mankind.

Peace and small pecker condoms.

 

[AAP]

bwahahahahaaha

 

[flexed1]

SG You are my hero. I miss your pictures on the avatar. I have no problem geting women as i am built, confident, and present myself in the right manner. I see many ugly guys with pretty girls so its an attidtude. And please keep your pants on we have seen enough.

 

[plifter]

bump, I'd still like to hear from a woman.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

bump, I'd still like to hear from a woman.

Story of your life, hey?

 

[Star]

OK Plifter I will bite.....where's your pic and I will tell ya the truth as I know it...

Star

 

[Booylicious]

Plifter,


You're not ugly ... you're just an ass.





Love,
May1010







P.S. I take that back, you're ugly.