Nonsense!
I just want a guy who is witty and bright, has tons of dough, has a body like a god and a face like an angel, is as beautiful on the inside as he is on the outside, KNOWS HOW TO FUCK AND LICK THE KITTY - just please me in general, is only around SOME of the time and lets me do whatever the hell it is that I please....
Now, is that asking too much?! I don't think so. Until I find him I will settle for ,"DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME, JUST TELL ME THAT YOU LUST ME AND YOU WANNA PAY MY BILLS!"
How is THAT for brutal honesty?