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Klu Relief Fund

blut wump

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Due to the lamentable performance of a few so-called 'American Football Players', Klu finds herself almost destitute with her small Karma savings drastically reduced in size.

In honour of the unstinting service she has give to the board I am holding a fundraiser on Klu's behalf and appointing myself as trustee. Make your donations to me and I will ensure that Klu receives all compensation reasonably due to her due to these misfortunes, less appropriate taxes, admin fees and any other disbursements hereto pursuant.
 
OMGGGGGGGGGGG hahahahaha
 
Actually, I also on behalf of clients as yet unnamed, wish to add my name as a party to the aforementioned action, and will disburse all donations due my client, less taxes and administration fees.
 
She'll get back on her feet soon enough.
 
SoKlueles said:
wait, why do they ahve to give it to you???
We, the undersigned, being Duly Appointed Karmic Attorneys, find the safety and security incumbent in the timeheld tradition of having a fundraiser held by an honourable institution with an experienced trustee to be the most beneficial to all parties concerned. We ask for your forbearance and continuing consideration in this matter as it proceeds to a satisfactory conclusion.

Yours most sincerely,
Graspit, Fleecem and Run
 
At this point in time, I have no longer ANY sympothy for Klubacca since she put in her cards with :sawastea:. She deserves to be in karma poverty.
 
StickFigure said:
At this point in time, I have no longer ANY sympothy for Klubacca since she put in her cards with :sawastea:. She deserves to be in karma poverty.
That's no reason not to donate to the Klu Relief Fund. I can guarantee that your 2657 donation will be consumed in expenses and that she'll see not a single Karma of it. How fitting is that? It'll really hurt.
 
Blut Wump said:
That's no reason not to donate to the Klu Relief Fund. I can guarantee that your 2308 donation will be consumed in expenses and that she'll see not a single Karma of it. How fitting is that? It'll really hurt.

You remind me of the guy in the feed the starving Ethopian commercials that's just off camera who's stuffing his face with a footlong sub sandwich and dangling the snickers bar in front of the starving kids face, trying to get him to cry for sympathy.

Why don't you donate half your karma to her cause orb? :chomp:
 
StickFigure said:
You remind me of the guy in the feed the starving Ethopian commercials that's just off camera who's stuffing his face with a footlong sub sandwich and dangling the snickers bar in front of the starving kids face, trying to get him to cry for sympathy.

Why don't you donate half your karma to her cause orb? :chomp:
i agree :qt:
 
We have been advised that it would be a gross conflict of interest for the trustee to donate his own funds to the Klu Relief Fund.

We thank you for you ongoing sympathy.
 
Blut Wump said:
We have been advised that it would be a gross conflict of interest for the trustee to donate his own funds to the Klu Relief Fund.

We thank you for you ongoing sympathy.
you bamboozler
 
It has been brought to our attention that rumours are circulating to the effect that the Klu Relief Fund is being run for the benefit of other than the named recipient.

At this time we can neither confirm nor deny these foul and unfounded allegations but we urge you to explore the limits of your generosity.

You know you want to.
 
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