klu is bulking

[hamstershaver]

discuss

 

[CFZB]

discuss

lol...dang.

 

[nycgirl]

I thought you like plumpers. "Klu is cutting" is a better topic.

 

[hamstershaver]

trust me shes not cutting

 

[hamstershaver]

i hope she doesnt see this thread

 

[artrius]

oh buddy, you know she's PMSing right? she just might rape you or something....

 

[SoKlueles]

assnozzle

 

[CFZB]

trust me shes not cutting

lol.

 

[artrius]

rape him! DO IT! you know you want to

 

[Devastation]

i am too

 

[Gambino]

i heard she has a personalized feed bag that she wears all day while watching Maury Povich and Guiding Light

 

[SoKlueles]

i heard she has a personalized feed bag that she wears all day while watching Maury Povich and Guiding Light

 

[hamstershaver]

i heard she has a personalized feed bag that she wears all day while watching Maury Povich and Guiding Light

she watches oprah, dr phil and judging amy

 

[Devastation]

i should move this to the diet board

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

hammy, how many breakfast burritos is she up to now?

 

[SoKlueles]

i should move this to the diet board

well im eating grilled cheese and some chicken noodle soup

ask HIM what hes eating

 

[hamstershaver]

i should move this to the diet board

lol, that would be sweet

 

[artrius]

she watches oprah, dr phil and judging amy

ohhhhh one of THOSE kind of women. I see now. you're smart to be avoiding sex, hammy. just keep feeding her the bon bons, you should be good to go.

 

[hamstershaver]

hammy, how many breakfast burritos is she up to now?

4 that i see, but i think she is sneaking a few behind my back

 

[SoKlueles]

i am so glad klu isnt here right now reading this, u little shit heads could hurt her feelings

 

[artrius]

4 that i see, but i think she is sneaking a few behind my back

that's why you put a lock on the fridge

 

[artrius]

i am so glad klu isnt here right now reading this, u little shit heads could hurt her feelings

heh well I guess its a good thing she isn't reading this then

 

[SoKlueles]

heh well I guess its a good thing she isn't reading this then

no shit
if i were her id rip his dick off and feed it to him during his next feeding intervals

 

[EnderJE]

Why can I picture her sitting on his face while he's sleeping? Why?

 

[SoKlueles]

Why can I picture her sitting on his face while he's sleeping? Why?

because its gonna happen

 

[artrius]

no shit
if i were her id rip his dick off and feed it to him during his next feeding intervals

heh... heh..........

ok I'm being nice to klu for a while.....







(good god....)

 

[SoKlueles]

heh... heh..........

ok I'm being nice to klu for a while.....







(good god....)

good choice

 

[artrius]

well even though I am male, I have found the unique ability of KISSING ASS to avoid the foot up the ass very useful.

 

[jaded]

I'm sure Klu is hawt whether she's bulking or cutting

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm sure Klu is hawt whether she's bulking or cutting

yes i am DAMMIT
HEYYYYYY GF did ur company get there?

 

[artrius]

yes i am DAMMIT
HEYYYYYY GF did ur company get there?

(gotta say something nice quick...) uuhm yea, she really is... i mean have you seen some of her avatars? holy smokes. Why I'd... *shudder* ...nope, can't say it... oh crap...

 

[StickFigure]

i am so glad klu isnt here right now reading this, u little shit heads could hurt her feelings

Am I the only one who caught this???

SoKlu posts that she's "so glad klu isn't here right now reading this"

I smell the BIGGEST alt this board has ever seen!!! Hammy and Klu are one in the same!

 

[artrius]

Am I the only one who caught this???

SoKlu posts that she's "so glad klu isn't here right now reading this"

I smell the BIGGEST alt this board has ever seen!!! Hammy and Klu are one in the same!

no, if you've ever seen them together, you'll notice the hamster lodged firmly in her.... erm... well I won't go there.

 

[StickFigure]

no, if you've ever seen them together, you'll notice the hamster lodged firmly in her.... erm... well I won't go there.

Yeah my guess now is that he is so firmly imbedded that they are one in the same!
After that little ooops, you'll have a tough time convincing me otherwise.

 

[artrius]

Yeah my guess now is that he is so firmly imbedded that they are one in the same!
After that little ooops, you'll have a tough time convincing me otherwise.

I guess you could be onto something here.... she definantly seems to go schizo often....

 

[StickFigure]

I guess you could be onto something here.... she definantly seems to go schizo often....

Funny thing is, he went on for a couple posts afterward in the same fashion. Look back.

 

[artrius]

schizo people are strange indeed....... that's why I'm trying to be nice to the little.... uhm... woman.......

 

[StickFigure]

schizo people are strange indeed....... that's why I'm trying to be nice to the little.... uhm... woman.......

First off she's not little, secondly she's a he. Not tranny like, just an EF record book size alter!

 

[artrius]

First off she's not little, secondly she's a he. Not tranny like, just an EF record book size alter!

On that note, I'm shutting up now.

 

[StickFigure]

I find it very suspicious that both or should I say the one and only Hammy/Soklu have disappeared from this thread!

 

[hamstershaver]

Am I the only one who caught this???

SoKlu posts that she's "so glad klu isn't here right now reading this"

I smell the BIGGEST alt this board has ever seen!!! Hammy and Klu are one in the same!

do you have any idea how many times she says that?

 

[StickFigure]

do you have any idea how many times she says that?

Ahhh, he surfaces with his first attempt at a cover-up!

 

[hamstershaver]

lol

 

[dahamn]

Again

This just helps me to understand............that I don't know what the hell is going on.



Dave

 

[StickFigure]

Again

This just helps me to understand............that I don't know what the hell is going on.



Dave

It's a cover up attempt Dave! Read back starting with my first post in this thread and you'll be "klu-ed" in real quick!

It's time to EXPOSE AND EXERCISE THE DEMON!!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I hope these threads don't effect her self esteem.

 

[StickFigure]

I hope these threads don't effect her self esteem.

You mean SoHammyless?

 

[hamstershaver]

plenty of people on ef have talked to klu so if klu is the alter then hammy is female

 

[SoKlueles]

I hope these threads don't effect her self esteem.

my self esteem cant get too much lower than it is

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

my self esteem cant get too much lower than it is

I think you're great...

 

[habitualhealth]

I think you're great...

Me too!! The greatest!

Plus, errrmm, you better be a female...I just asked you to be my roomie here in atlanta!

 

[StickFigure]

I think you're great...

yes, I think he/she is too!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

yes, I think he/she is too!

I've seen her.

 

[StickFigure]

I've seen her.

Maybe, but have you ever seen Hammy? And if so have you ever seen them together?

 

[artrius]

my self esteem cant get too much lower than it is

ok so this is the point where I decide to be a real bastard and use what wit and rhetoric I have to come up with some total jackass remark, or I choose to be a nice guy and lay off the sarcasm and complement poor abused klu for a change.

hmmmm... well I'm just gonna leave that one right there.

 

[artrius]

Me too!! The greatest!

Plus, errrmm, you better be a female...I just asked you to be my roomie here in atlanta!

and I can't believe no one has jumped on this one already. Someone (like me) is supposed to say something like "I thought you wanted me to be your roomate!"

you guys are seriously slacking, you somnolent sluggish sloth-like suckers!







ok I seriously need to get more sleep......

 

[pintoca]

Klu is a Powerlifter on of those Permanent Bulking cycles... wait till she hit the juice

 

[SoKlueles]

Klu is a Powerlifter on of those Permanent Bulking cycles... wait till she hit the juice

yeha what he said

 

[HumorMe]

We all love klu.

 

[SoKlueles]

We all love klu.

are u drunk?

ps did u see that golf dude with the pink outfit yesterday??? omggggggggggg
he looked pretty in it

 

[HumorMe]

are u drunk?

ps did u see that golf dude with the pink outfit yesterday??? omggggggggggg
he looked pretty in it

Not drunk.

Didn't get to see any golf this weekend. Coaching girl's softball team and been real busy lately.

 

[pintoca]

yeah, we all miss Humorme's wittyness!!! bring on the pics Hm!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

are u drunk?

ps did u see that golf dude with the pink outfit yesterday??? omggggggggggg
he looked pretty in it

darren clarke
he also played like a girl yesterday, i said bad words since hes on my fantasy team

 

[HumorMe]

yeah, we all miss Humorme's wittyness!!! bring on the pics Hm!!!

lol....I bet everyone does.

 

[HumorMe]

darren clarke
he also played like a girl yesterday, i said bad words since hes on my fantasy team

I like him although he is a hard drinker and partier and I think it really affects his game.

 

[Sub-Zero]

this is a stupid thread. im sick of seeing hammy rip on klue. not because i give a shit about klue, but because this is simply overdone. find some new material cause your just not funny anymore. your wornout, washedup.

we know ur hammy u have klue, but quit throwing it in our faces against our will, and start being funny again.

thanks.

 

[SoKlueles]

this is a stupid thread. im sick of seeing hammy rip on klue. not because i give a shit about klue, but because this is simply overdone. find some new material cause your just not funny anymore. your wornout, washedup.

we know ur hammy u have klue, but quit throwing it in our faces against our will, and start being funny again.

thanks.