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Nathan
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What the pants? I can't do searches anymore? Granted, I only ever put my name in the search to find out who's been mocking me behind my back but I always thought that was socially acceptable. Now I'm not so sure. Maybe George was on to me this entire time. Maybe dandelions are a powerful hallucinogen too though (trust me, they aren't). Anyways, I...um...made myself sick by doing too much in the narcotic department last week. Shut up the whole lot of you. Had to write three exams with a pretty high fever and cold sweats. Most people probably thought I had SARS so I coughed in their general direction repeatedly throughout the exam and even urinated on a person or two for good measure. Also, I've been drinking a lot of skim milk in the last few days...you might want to write that last bit down, okay team. Well, good.
Stay safe and always remember to cut with the grain and not against it - it makes life much simpler that way. I can't tell you how many times I've found myself heaving away at a huge wooden log only to realize that I've needessly wasted countless hours cutting against the damn grain. Don't make the same mistakes I have fellas. It's just not worth it. One last thing - and I can't emphasize this enough - be sure that you have sufficiently shaken your penis after urination, lest you put that fucker away only to find that he was holding back on you and let's loose a nice dribble of urine in your - you guessed it - pants. I haven't mastered that particular bit of advice just yet myself but I am working on it and I'm relatively certain that the answer to the problem is nothing more complicated than simple patience.
Stay safe and always remember to cut with the grain and not against it - it makes life much simpler that way. I can't tell you how many times I've found myself heaving away at a huge wooden log only to realize that I've needessly wasted countless hours cutting against the damn grain. Don't make the same mistakes I have fellas. It's just not worth it. One last thing - and I can't emphasize this enough - be sure that you have sufficiently shaken your penis after urination, lest you put that fucker away only to find that he was holding back on you and let's loose a nice dribble of urine in your - you guessed it - pants. I haven't mastered that particular bit of advice just yet myself but I am working on it and I'm relatively certain that the answer to the problem is nothing more complicated than simple patience.
