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So,
In an effort to maintain my slim physique in constant pursuit of perfection of the human form, and being no lightly talented kickboxer of some local reknown, albiet out of shape and a little rusty, I decided to try the Cardio Kickboxing aerobics class at my local gym.
My buddy Spence and I showed up at GOOD GOD!, 7:00am this morning for what we feel will certainly be an easy 20 minutes of jab,cross, hook, 4 more, 3 more ,2 more and take it to a flat back.
THe hottest, and boys I mean hottest, instructor I have ever seen came in with tights and a thong and her tape. I grinned at Spence. He grinned at me. This was gonna be fun.
Music starts. Must be about 150 beats per minute. It's fast.
Here we go:
Jab step, jab step, jab step. Three left, three right. Shuffle back.
Front kick, step, front kick step front kick step. To the side
music is getting............. faster? To the side , To the side.
NOW PUT IT ALL TOGETHER!! oh oh... what?
LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!. ....can't breathe....
GRAB YOUR SKIPPING ROPES! skipping ropes??
AND JUMPING JACKS IN THE ROPE 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4.
ok this chick is crazy..........need water.........
AND TAKE YOUR PULSE, THATS TEN MINUTES!
no way....... that was the whole thing......had to be
LETS GO! LETS GO! jab cross kick kick, step kick jab cross.
music is really fast.......200 bpm....
owwwww, quad cramp... suck it up .....water..need water
C MON, SUCK IT UP! .....ok lady..... trying to.
im gonna die..................
Picture if you will, these two guys( I weigh 265, Spence about 220)
Dressed in old gators pants and t-shirts, floundering around trying to keep up with the instructor and her class of good looking girls, one gay guy, and four old men, all of whom have better rhythm, timing and cardio than we do.
I damn near died..........
We joined up and can't wait to go back on Wednesday.
In an effort to maintain my slim physique in constant pursuit of perfection of the human form, and being no lightly talented kickboxer of some local reknown, albiet out of shape and a little rusty, I decided to try the Cardio Kickboxing aerobics class at my local gym.
My buddy Spence and I showed up at GOOD GOD!, 7:00am this morning for what we feel will certainly be an easy 20 minutes of jab,cross, hook, 4 more, 3 more ,2 more and take it to a flat back.
THe hottest, and boys I mean hottest, instructor I have ever seen came in with tights and a thong and her tape. I grinned at Spence. He grinned at me. This was gonna be fun.
Music starts. Must be about 150 beats per minute. It's fast.
Here we go:
Jab step, jab step, jab step. Three left, three right. Shuffle back.
Front kick, step, front kick step front kick step. To the side
music is getting............. faster? To the side , To the side.
NOW PUT IT ALL TOGETHER!! oh oh... what?
LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!. ....can't breathe....
GRAB YOUR SKIPPING ROPES! skipping ropes??
AND JUMPING JACKS IN THE ROPE 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4.
ok this chick is crazy..........need water.........
AND TAKE YOUR PULSE, THATS TEN MINUTES!
no way....... that was the whole thing......had to be
LETS GO! LETS GO! jab cross kick kick, step kick jab cross.
music is really fast.......200 bpm....
owwwww, quad cramp... suck it up .....water..need water
C MON, SUCK IT UP! .....ok lady..... trying to.
im gonna die..................
Picture if you will, these two guys( I weigh 265, Spence about 220)
Dressed in old gators pants and t-shirts, floundering around trying to keep up with the instructor and her class of good looking girls, one gay guy, and four old men, all of whom have better rhythm, timing and cardio than we do.
I damn near died..........
We joined up and can't wait to go back on Wednesday.
