Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word life, it means forever, and thats a mighty long time, but I'm here to tell ya...there's something else....the afterworld. A world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day, or night. So when you call up that shrink in beverly hills, you know the one, Dr Everythinggonnabealright, instead of asking how much of your time is left, ask how much of your mind, 'cause in this life, things are much harder than the afterlife. In this life, you're on your own.