Kava for Relaxation

[Captain FT]

Yes I've had a good kava buzz, but what the fuck, it's like drinking dirty ass, dirt, and sticks. Not worth the effort and taste just for a euphoric high that lasts about 4 hours. I've tried instant and the good stuff "High Potency Stone Kava" from Vanuatu.

Try to imagine squirting a dogs anal glands filling a 4oz cup and mixing with dirt and that's kava...but it's a good high after 3x 4oz glasses...

 

[pepe ledouche]

are you getting the " kit " or the premade stuff ?

 

[miplank]

can I dab?

 

[Captain FT]

I'm getting stone ground root that I mix with my hands for about 20 min and then strain through a nylon stocking. Strong as fuck but tastes like that chick you went down on after a club and wished you came right back up instead of throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it and keep on going...

 

[miplank]

 

[Captain FT]

I thought that shit was supposed to be light blue Heisenberg?

 

[miplank]

i have no idea wtf you're babbling about

 

[caligirl85]

I'm getting stone ground root that I mix with my hands for about 20 min and then strain through a nylon stocking. Strong as fuck but tastes like that chick you went down on after a club and wished you came right back up instead of throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it and keep on going...

I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[Captain FT]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

That was the point of the anal-ogy. Kava tastes like shit. I missed you though.

 

[miplank]

how much shit have you tasted?

 

[caligirl85]

That was the point of the anal-ogy. Kava tastes like shit. I missed you though.

It worked! I just brushed my teeth too dammit

 

[miplank]

I missed you though.

you missed dick, fgt.

 

[Captain FT]

I missed you too plank don't be jelly

 

[caligirl85]

We got a new addictions guy at work and I started talking a bit about dabbing and some of the things I've learned here. He was clueless! And then proceeded to tell me how important it is to stay current in his field. Ok guy...I believe you!

 

[miplank]

"stay current in the field"


means go out and take a couple dabs..try it out.

 

[miplank]

lol@weed being addictive.

 

[Captain FT]

i have no idea wtf you're babbling about

http://youtu.be/sPfxMIhEUrQ

 

[miplank]

lol stfu

 

[Captain FT]

Lololololololol

 

[wootoom]

What about Java for relaxation

 

[Captain FT]

Knocks you out cold

 

[miplank]

makes me wake up in handcuffs

 

[Captain FT]

http://vimeo.com/66920288

 

[pepe ledouche]

were can i buy this shit ?



pepe

 

[nangiggles]

I told you to try kava king bish. Try the chocolate too. Wtf are you even tasting the kava!? Just chug the damn thing down and chase it with a pineapple or something
Local kava bar used Torani syrup and kool aid to help with the flavor

 

[Captain FT]

You have pugs right? I would imagine shoving your tongue in your pugs little exposed b-hole tastes just like kava.

 

[nangiggles]

U have a butthole fetishn any exploding enemas lately?

 

[Captain FT]

Does the kids having explosive diarrhea from a stomach bug count?

Nothing like watching your five year old sit crisscross-applesauce on the toilet laughing hysterically at the sound of his own explosive butt piss.

 

[PICK3]

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Try to imagine squirting a dogs anal glands filling a 4oz cup and mixing with dirt

imagine? I have first hand experience with it

 

[sexyMFer]

Does the kids having explosive diarrhea from a stomach bug count?

Nothing like watching your five year old sit crisscross-applesauce on the toilet laughing hysterically at the sound of his own explosive butt piss.

Indian style bish

 

[Captain FT]

Exactly.

 

[sexyMFer]

Lol there's no way I'm gonna tell my kids to sit crisscross-applesauce. Fuck the schools and political correctness.

 

[Captain FT]

You don't have to tell them to do that they just do it when shitting their face off!!!

 

[sexyMFer]

Lolololol

 

[Captain FT]

Lololololololol

 

[nangiggles]

I have no clue what you two are talking about

 

[WoodyO]

I thought criss cross Apple sauce was just something from overly PC California. I'm somewhat glad to see it's spread to the darkest regions of Africa(aka MD) too.

 

[Captain FT]

Hahaha, yes even in Zimbabwe Maryland we do criss cross applesauce.

 

[blueta2]

Kava is not that safe.
I use this on myself and recommend to clients. It works like a charm

Seroyal - herbal-calm

 

[nangiggles]

Kava is not that safe.
I use this on myself and recommend to clients. It works like a charm

Seroyal - herbal-calm

How is it not safe? Only sides I saw were on liver but only when abused and they go away upon cessation

 

[Captain FT]

Def not safe on the tastebuds.

 

[nangiggles]

Def not safe on the tastebuds.

lolololol so true!! Pure dirt!

 

[blueta2]

How is it not safe? Only sides I saw were on liver but only when abused and they go away upon cessation

You can get liver damage with one dose....No Naturopaths every really recommend Kava any more. There are way more safer alternatives for anxiety etc.

Honestly, best thing for relaxation also is an active methyl Vit B.

 

[Captain FT]

2150mg of pure dirt

 

[WoodyO]

What's more dangerous?
2. Kava use
Q. Disregarding advice from an educated medical professional and listening to a homeopathic scam artist.

 

[Captain FT]

I just wanted something besides drinking alcohol 7 days a week to dull my senses. I thought this would be lower calorie and healthier.

 

[blueta2]

What's more dangerous?
2. Kava use
Q. Disregarding advice from an educated medical professional and listening to a homeopathic scam artist.

Medical professional don't deal in herbs and I am not a homeopath or a scam artist prickface

 

[WoodyO]

Medical professional don't deal in herbs and I am not a homeopath or a scam artist prickface

If you deal in herbs, then you most definitely are a scam artist.

N2eta?

 

[nangiggles]

Lmfao @ N2eta

 

[-SD-]

If you deal in herbs, then you most definitely are a scam artist.

N2eta?

10% discount code ITurnDownAllMen

 

[nangiggles]

N2blue

 

[George Spellwin]

I tried the Yogi Kava Stress Relief Tea, but it did not do much for me. And you're right, it does not taste great. Anything better? And how much do you take for relaxation?

 

[Captain FT]

Real kava George I gave up. That shit tastes like dirty ass and I drank the entire pitcher in the OP that night. I felt a good buzz but I had eaten a lot of food. Once it digested in my sleep I had a bunch of sediment in my stomach so I woke up completely fucked up beyond belief. Stood up from bed and fell into the wall. Slept until 4pm and woke up to watch football last weekend so wasn't all bad.

 

[miplank]

pussy alert!

 

[wootoom]

Get a room

 

[Captain FT]

Real kava George I gave up. That shit tastes like dirty ass and I drank the entire pitcher in the OP that night. I felt a good buzz but I had eaten a lot of food. Once it digested in my sleep I had a bunch of sediment in my stomach so I woke up completely fucked up beyond belief. Stood up from bed and fell into the wall. Slept until 4pm and woke up to watch football last weekend so wasn't all bad.

That real stone ground kava root is bullshit. It will get you fucked up at the sacrifice of taste and smell and pretty much all the enjoyable senses. Steer clear of it b

 

[miplank]

Stop fucking spamming

 

[Captain FT]

Is Dylan selling kava now?^^^

 

[miplank]

im fucking pacing

 

[miplank]

im so mad I'm holding my breath

 

[averagelookingjapdick]

If you deal in herbs, then you most definitely are a scam artist.

N2eta?

Bahahaha

 

[PICK3]

kava tea relaxes me


when I use it to wash down a buttload of benzos


tearing off a piece of the strange also relaxes me

 

[wootoom]

Real kava George I gave up. That shit tastes like dirty ass and I drank the entire pitcher in the OP that night. I felt a good buzz but I had eaten a lot of food. Once it digested in my sleep I had a bunch of sediment in my stomach so I woke up completely fucked up beyond belief. Stood up from bed and fell into the wall. Slept until 4pm and woke up to watch football last weekend so wasn't all bad.

That real stone ground kava root is bullshit. It will get you fucked up at the sacrifice of taste and smell and pretty much all the enjoyable senses. Steer clear of it b

Cool fucking story

 

[PICK3]

I take kava anally

 

[Captain FT]

Cool fucking story

Fuck off you slimy piece of monkey shit.

 

[nangiggles]

I tried the Yogi Kava Stress Relief Tea, but it did not do much for me. And you're right, it does not taste great. Anything better? And how much do you take for relaxation?

Yogi is super mild. Try drops from vitamin shoppe or instant kava from kava king. OR come to Florida and I'll take you to an actual kava bar

 

[miplank]

will your new bf approve?

 

[wootoom]

will your new bf approve?

Hahahaahah

 

[Captain FT]

Yogi is super mild. Try drops from vitamin shoppe or instant kava from kava king. OR come to Florida and I'll take you to an actual kava bar

Don't do any of this I'm giving up on kava.

 

[miplank]

Hahahaahah

loolollolololo

 

[WoodyO]

I just ate a plate of carne asada fries and had a couple glasses of wine.

Fuck yo feces looking kava.

 

[Captain FT]

I just ate a plate of carne asada fries and had a couple glasses of wine.

Fuck yo feces looking kava.

I'll agree with this.

 

[nangiggles]

will your new bf approve?

He likes kava too, wait wut?

 

[nangiggles]

Don't do any of this I'm giving up on kava.

Bish don't be knocking on the kava just because your pussy ass made a whole pitcher and drank the damn thing quickly. N00b

 

[miplank]

Bish don't be knocking on the kava just because your pussy ass made a whole pitcher and drank the damn thing quickly. N00b

shit's bunk

 

[rainbococksleev]

Drinking doo doo water is pretty cool