Kava for Relaxation

[Captain FT]

Yes I've had a good kava buzz, but what the fuck, it's like drinking dirty ass, dirt, and sticks. Not worth the effort and taste just for a euphoric high that lasts about 4 hours. I've tried instant and the good stuff "High Potency Stone Kava" from Vanuatu.

Try to imagine squirting a dogs anal glands filling a 4oz cup and mixing with dirt and that's kava...but it's a good high after 3x 4oz glasses...

 

[pepe ledouche]

are you getting the " kit " or the premade stuff ?

 

[miplank]

can I dab?

 

[Captain FT]

I'm getting stone ground root that I mix with my hands for about 20 min and then strain through a nylon stocking. Strong as fuck but tastes like that chick you went down on after a club and wished you came right back up instead of throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it and keep on going...

 

[miplank]

 

[Captain FT]

I thought that shit was supposed to be light blue Heisenberg?

 

[miplank]

i have no idea wtf you're babbling about

 

[caligirl85]

I'm getting stone ground root that I mix with my hands for about 20 min and then strain through a nylon stocking. Strong as fuck but tastes like that chick you went down on after a club and wished you came right back up instead of throwing up in your mouth and swallowing it and keep on going...

I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[Captain FT]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

That was the point of the anal-ogy. Kava tastes like shit. I missed you though.

 

[miplank]

how much shit have you tasted?