No joke 1. There's a guy who jumped in front of me who brought his wife and she told him what a great idea it was for him to jump. She didn't jump. I was betting that he wouldn't make it back.
No joke 2. There was a lady in front of me who was a little heavier then I would expect that they would allow to jump. When she landed, they brought out the stretcher because it was a hard landing. I felt sorry for her.