Just walked into living room, my roommate had a dude grinding in his lap WTF MAN?!

[anabolicmd]

He’s is cooking you a gourmet meal then wants to lap tussle with you on the couch after you just bagged him with some dude doing the grind?

Oh come on, you are rewording what I said to make it sound gayer than it is. I never said "tussle", I said "wrestle". Big difference.

 

[gunship2000]

When I first read this I thought it would be your BF cheating at you !

 

[cccp]

This is just fucking unreal. Ive had my doubts and suspicions and shit has gone down before but this is just fucking unbelievable. I turned right the fuck around, walked into my room and shut the door. Ive got to loaded high caliber guns right in front of me, part of me really wants to go out there and take care of it old testament style with a .45 swiss cheese twist! Theres no fucking way he can deny it, even though I only saw a brief flash before I turned around in disgust but I clearly remember the visual. He had his hands around this guys stomach and was creeping into his zipper with his fingers, and the guy was writhing in his lap. They had that fuckin tecno trance bass shit pounding and I think I saw some lines chopped up on MY glass coffee table. fuck. Im going out and confronting him eright fucking now this time!

wow. why are you so homophobic, dude? have you been abused or something?

 

[cccp]

i'd trade my straight, hetero guy roommmate for him! this dude is draining me dry financially.........

same here. my damn roommate is draining my bank account. this bastard.


I have just read the whole thread, and have to admit I had a lot of good laughs.

 

[crew9]

I figured you were joking with your first thread and this one proves it. Good stuff.

 

[TheChosen1]

Well, can you blame me for not wanting to think hes gay?
And he doesnt have any records, he does have a badass bang & oluffsen stereo though.

Cool then.
Maybe he can play some killer music on his badass B&O and give you a lap dance then.

 

[Yarg!]

Dude, might I say that your gaydar SUCKS?

 

[anabolicmd]

Would u have been ok if it was a girl on his lap?

Why, are you coming over? lol, no seriously, if it was a girl I would have sat down and waited for my turn, since everything in the living room is shared.

 

[flexed1]

I think this story is becoming a figment of your imagiantion. next you will walk in there will be a condom laying on the floor, he will be atop another guy with a hard on and will tell you no big deal its a college test for theory of realititivity. Either he is gay, he does not exist, you know he is gay, r you like making up these stories before you get to a punch line. Told you the first time if it was true he is gay.

 

[anabolicmd]

I think this story is becoming a figment of your imagiantion. next you will walk in there will be a condom laying on the floor, he will be atop another guy with a hard on and will tell you no big deal its a college test for theory of realititivity.

Bro, believe me, if I see a hard on Ill definitely speak up.