Just walked into living room, my roommate had a dude grinding in his lap WTF MAN?!

[AAP]

......then do what you feel you have to.

JOIN IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rnch]

lol

 

[[email protected]]

He’s is cooking you a gourmet meal then wants to lap tussle with you on the couch after you just bagged him with some dude doing the grind?

I say a few beers and there will be sounds coming from that apartment that haven’t been heard since the days of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Seriously, I have found that when you ask most gay guys if they are gay they will not say NO. They will avoid the answer. If he is saying strait up that he is not then give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Lumberg]

Uh, I smell a troll.

 

[Tiervexx]

Well he just keeps on denying it. This guy is real good at arguing, he makes me out to be a paranoid homophobe.

Let’s be realistic. You can't compete with an evolved homosexual brain. You just can't. If you will ever beat him at this you will have to stop trying to reason with it and just go on instinct.

 

[spin721]

He cooks and cleans and pays bills on time?!?!?

He isn't a guy...he is a homo!

Lock your door at night and make sure that dumb ass isn't hiding under your bed before you sleep.

 

[rnch]

He cooks and cleans and pays bills on time?!?!?

i'd trade my straight, hetero guy roommmate for him! this dude is draining me dry financially.........

 

[XBiker]

Uh, I smell a troll.

 

[Tiervexx]

Lock your door at night and make sure that dumb ass isn't hiding under your bed before you sleep.

"that dumb ass"? Any attempt you all make at out witting us is humerous.

 

[Island Son]

Now hes cooking some gourmet meal to get my mind off it. What a bastard.

Hes just too good of a roommate. All the nice stuff is his. He cleans, he cooks, he pays all his bills when he gets them, not when theyre due...so you see my predicament there. [/

HAHAHAHAHAHA

STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME

Kudos and other k's to you for the best laugh I've had in a while.

Where do I nominate this for "best of EF"?